Crawling Closer and Closer (ERMA)

This is what it feels like…in nearly one week, I’ll be sitting in some room for three hours, answering some obscure questions about chemistry and US history, each day coming and going like the next and there’s no stopping it. Yep, you guessed it, the AP testing starts in a little over a week and thankfully I only have to take two of them. AP US history is the first on my list, which I shall be taking next Friday on May 9th. The following Tuesday brings Satan out of his hellhole and into the room of the AP Chemistry test, which will most likely end up with me taking my 4 #2 pencils and stabbing myself in the eye hoping I see clearly. To be perfectly frank, I got a 2 on the practice chemistry test, but that was without answering sections A, B, and D for the written part, so I may just come out of this thing alive after all. I’m not trying to become a freak and go for a 5 because that’s pretty much suicide for me and a 3 will satisfy my cravings of doing well for the time being. I’m not asking to get into a spectacular college like some people coughandyfeduscough. As for history, I really want to prepare myself by getting a practice test from the generous Ms. Roecker because Mr. Wilson is too fat and lazy to do something like that (you tell him I said that, you die J). My problem with standardized testing is that I am not very keen at remembering stuff because I have a tendency to freak out during tests, lose my cool, and have a mental lapse the whole time I’m trying to take a test…that’s just not cricket. As for next year, however, it’ll still be pretty brutal, but thank the Lord I only decided to take three AP classes instead of 4, or even 5!!! I went ahead and dropped European history because I don’t really like the kind of Euro history that Ms. Campbell teaches…I’ll just stroll into school late with my late arrival…muahahaha. As for AP English, all I have to say about that is o boy!

“We’re ready for you now… (ERMA)”

In approximately one day, 12 hours, and 53 minutes…I shall patiently be waiting in a small confined area with bad magazines and a television stuck on one lousy channel known simply as a waiting room. “We’re ready for you now David” is the last thing I want to hear while sitting in a waiting room. I’ve never been operated on and don’t really know how to take it because I’ve never experienced anything quite like it. I’ve never been put to sleep with anesthesia either; I’m just praying that all goes according to plan. Anesthesia, painkillers, sedatives, aching mouth…I’m pretty sure I won’t be myself for a good weak or so. That’s right, I’m getting my wisdom teeth pulled Friday morning, meaning I’ll miss the little party we are suppose to have in English for Ms. Favret’s going away party…damn.L I’m still trying to understand why God gave us wisdom teeth to begin with, I mean, c’mon…like everyone gets them pulled some time or another. I guess I have a good reason to get them pulled though; some x-rays from the dentist showed my back teeth as being out of line. One of my teeth are practically horizontal and a few others are tilted just enough to cause serious problems in the future. Another problem that pretty much sparked the surgery so soon is that last weekend, an abscess began to grow from my gums that was covering part of my tooth and wow did that hurt like no other. I just hope that this needless surgery doesn’t burn a hole in our parents’ checkbook because that would…well…pretty much suck. O yeah, I also get to eat only soft foods meaning pretty much nothing, but ice cream, applesauce, and Mountain Dew all week…mmmmmm. O well, let’s just wish for the best while being shot up with anesthesia.

Parental Expectations (ERMA)

Well, to start off things I most definitely am going to have to say that my parents expect so much from me. They’ve expected so much from me in the past…not as much as others…but nonetheless, a large amount of expectations. Ever since I’ve been in school, they’ve always set high standards for me. They always wanted to me to be an honors student and it looks like they’ve gotten what they’ve wanted so far; I still have yet to get a C on my report card. This past year I’ve come so close to getting a C on my report card on several occasions…especially with this class. AP Chemistry almost shot me down too. Another thing they always pushed me on for is both baseball and Boy Scouts. Ever since I’ve played tee-ball my dad wanted me to stay active by being involved with at least ONE sport. He knew that I excelled in playing it and when he saw that, he knew I might be able to accomplish something out of it like a possible athletic scholarship, but ever since I never made the high school team last year, I realized I wasn’t invincible and my view on baseball was distorted. I still cheer for the Reds and watch the MLB constantly, but playing the game makes things all out of place again. My parents were, at the time, disappointed when I broke the news to them about me deciding to throw in the towel on the sport I cherish most and now to move on with my life. In the Boy Scouts, this is a horse of a different color…my dad pushed me ever since I was a teeny weeny Tiger Cub and from that constant strive for success my dad had put before me, I eventually earned, after nearly involved with it for 10 years, the highest possible rank a Boy Scout could ever earn, the rank of Eagle Scout. It’s amazing what a little bit of pressure can do to you and from where I stand right now, I can tell that my parents are pleased with my constant effort for high grades in each of my classes, helping them out with things outside of school like house chores, getting my driver’s license, looking for a job during the summer time to help pay for things, staying out of trouble (especially this one), and any thing else I can accomplish on down the road of tomorrow.

Silly Me

Ever since Eric got the über-computer ver. 2.0 I haven't touched my blog...DOH! I went ahead and updated the Song of the Week, along with putting Jason and Chris as a Member of the Jedi Council.

I'll write an actual blog of the past few days when I finish my homework, which includes history project, chem problems, chem lab, chem lab (sigh), and spanish internet vocab. Until then, May the Force Be with you.

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After the drought, comes rain

Man, it's been a few days since I've said anything. I have little to say though. It was cool having Eric over for 3 days or so. The biggest shock, however, came today when, after he's been gone for at least a month now, MY CAT SYLVESTER HAS FINALLY COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!! Sylvester must weight at least 2 pounds now...compared to the 25 pounds it use to weigh. Hhas some battle scars, missing patches of hair, covered in filth. Truly a miracle in itself...something I would've never expected. The last time we saw him was when we let him out before an unsuspected rainstorm and ironically enough...he came back during a rainstorm nearly a month later...wow...just...wow.

OH MY FUCKING GOD...SYLVESTER IS BACK!!!!!!!!

::sigh::

Dances just piss me off. Too much drama over one insignificant event...::sigh:: If I had my choice, I'd probably fire-bomb the gym during the dance.






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Spring Break

THE DAY HAS COME...MUAHAHAHA

Grrrrrrrr

The stupid hippies who made HTML code won't let me put the oomlaut over the u for my über-computer on the side panel here. O well, I went ahead and put my specs there for all to see for all of eternity. Ladies and gentlemen, behold, the original Über-computer. Muaha

Taking Some Time Off

YES!!! Spring break has finally arrived; undoubtedly, one of the most anticipated events for any student enrolled at any school. Just like every student’s cherished Christmas break during the wintertime; the short, yet festive 2-day break for Thanksgiving during the fall; and the über-break during the summertime, none are as publicized and well-known like that of the spring break. Spring break is the one thing that can terminate the seemingly endless loophole of school days after winter break is said and done. For high school students, spring break is nothing more than just a free week off of school with time to chill, take a load off, go on vacation, not live with any worries of “Oh my God, I forgot to study!” and “That project was due today!?!?” Comparing this to a college student, however, spring break is their height of glory for them. It seems like there’s an infinite amount of college students migrating in hoards to hot spots around the globe, especially Cancun, Mexico. MTV does a spring break special every single year and, even though I don’t watch it any more, spring break + Cancun + MTV = Massively huge orgy of craziness; so many naïve girls, so many frisky guys…a little too much happens while on spring break if you know what I mean ::nudge nudge::. For me, on the other hand, spring break is going to end up being half and half of fun and school. Mrs. Wilburn is giving us a practice AP test to work on over the break and there are also plans of Peter, Casey, Eric, and myself to get together and work on Wilburn’s trimester project by watching Eric Brokovich…yay! We’re doing some project on hexavalent chromium; don’t ask me what it is because I haven’t a clue. For some reason I think I’ve been infected with “Senioritis already, but o well.

P.S. -I'll probably just start posting my ERMAs for content...hehe

w00t

Reds did awesome tonight and LaRue hit a...shall I say..."Moon Shot!"

Quiz Time

Yet, another excessively long quiz filled out by your's truly...::sigh::...me = too much time on hands

LAST PERSON WHO..
Slept in your bed: ...ok, this may sound a little awkward, but believe it or not...Eric. I have a twin-sized water bed, so why wouldn't I let him sleep on my bed? Me = heterosexual all the way biatch!
Made you cry: Nobody makes me cry...it's usually my thoughts and pondering that can make me get teary eyed.
You went to the movies with: Hmph...parents to see Star Trek: Nemesis, from what I can recall.
You went to the mall with: Parents...it's been a while too.
Yelled at you: Sister/Mother...both at the same time thank you very much!
Sent you a comment on Xanga: I no use Xanga, I just own and operate Blog...Xanga is just a wannabe...blog is the real thing baby...yeah. From what I see, it was meatball who said something last to me on my BLOG!!!!!!
Said they were going to kill you: Never had that threat thrown at me before...might be because I tend not to piss people off, but who knows?

HAVE YOU EVER..
Said "I love you" and meant it? Well sure
Gotten in a fight: Fist fight or yelling fight? Never been in an actual fist fight before, but I've had my fair share of bickering.
Been to New York? Sadly, no...
Been to New Jersey? Why would I ever go to New Jersey before I go to New York?
Been to Florida? A few times...Disney World! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
California? Parents lived there for like 8 or 9 years or something, but moved to Ohio before I was born.
Hawaii? No, but this is most definitely on my "things to do list"...GO TO HAWAII!!!!!
Mexico? ack...no
China? nope
Canada? no soup for me
Danced naked? All the time....................................
Got a really bad feeling about something then it happened? Yessiree bob
Wish you were the opposite sex? Never crossed my mind...now that it has....nope! hehehe
Had an imaginary friend? Does Betty count?

OTHER RANDOM SHIT
Red or Blue? Blue bitch
Spring or Fall? Spring
Santa or Rudolph? If I were to pick one, would I be considered legally insane? O ok, Santa then...hehehe
Math or English? MATH MATH MATH...I LIKE MATH
What are you going to do after you finish this survey? Show it to the rest of the world...or just the few who look at my posts
What was the last food you ate? Had some McDonald's for dinner. Parents were too busy to cook...
High school or college? College baby all the way!

Are you bored? The Red's game is keeping me occupied...
How many buddies are on? 54
Last movie you saw? Tomorrow Never Dies
Last noise you heard? Once again, the voices of George Grande and Chris Welsh talking about the dynamic duo of Craig Biggio and Jeff Bagwell, the ambient sounds of the crowd, and me typing this answer out...::sigh::...o yeah, and me sighing...hehe
Last time you went out of the state? Hell if I know...

Things you like in a guy/girl? Most definitely the personality. I can't people with irritating personalities.
What do you think of ouija boards? Don't get me started...aye curumba. My cousin use to have one of those and all I ever wanted to do with those things is take a huge massive shit on it, catch it on fire, throw it in a wood chipper, and piss on the shredded ashes.
What book are you reading now? Well, a couple weeks ago I read Death of a Salesman...does that count?
What's on your mouse pad? A cool silver, metallic looking symbol of the Dell logo. Dude, I got a Dell...mousepad.
Favorite board game? Star Wars monopoly!!!
Favorite magazine? Electronic Gaming Monthly

Worst feeling in the world? That feeling that you get when you feel like a 500-lb gorilla is watching your every move...
What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? O shit, another day of school. Another precious 7 hours wasted of my life...LMAO
How many rings before you answer? Until the caller ID shows me who is calling and I will pick up the phone for those I feel like talking to. Otherwise, I'll let the machine get it.
Future daughter's and son's names? **too much thinking required**
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate biatch!

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? If I felt like it, sure....
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Somebody who works for a game company and/or works for a gaming magazine and spends their whole day playing and reveiwing games...w00t!
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty all the way!
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? This question needs some clarification, but if it means to type with all your fingers like you are suppose to, then my answer is YES!!! Thank God for 7th grade keyboarding classes...muahahaha
What's under your bed? Nothing can physically be put under my bed, but there's some shelves I have to put shit in.
Favorite sport to watch? Baseball ya sons of bitches...muahahaha.

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Height Currently: 6' 2"
Glasses/contacts: Glasses...duh
Current Age: 17
Location: My über-room!
College Plans: Computer Science...possibly

Any Piercings: Fuck no
Best Friend(s): Eric, Dan, Peter, Kevin, etc. blah blah. I have a bunch others that I am friends with.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: riiiiiiiiiiight........
Any Tattoos: No, but I've always wanted to have "Your name" tatooed on my ass...ahahahahaha

Are You Timely Or Always Late: Timely
Do You Have A Job: not...yet
Do You Like Being Around People: Depends on the situation.

STUFF
Have you ever loved someone you had no chance
with: O, I suppose. I figured I had a chance with her, but she kind of went astray...I never see her anymore...o well :(
Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: Can't say that I have.
Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: Somebody I can relate to and have similarities with...that's always cool
Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: Well, yeah...lol

Ever Liked a close Guy/Girl Friend: Occasionally
Are You Lonely Right Now: Not really, I like quiet evenings

Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: I could really care less whether I marry or not
Do You Want To Get Married: Don't care
Do You Want Kids: If so, I'd prefer they be legitimate children instead of some love child I had with a 17 year old Asian hooker while spending my vacation on an island off the coast of Thailand. hehe


FAVORITE
Room In house: My über-room..muahaha
Type of music: Hell, I listen to pretty much everything.
Song: System of a Down - Boom!
Memory: Falling end over end down 10 rows of bleachers in the nose-bleed section at a Red's game.
Day Of The Week: Like I said in my other quiz...any day that doesn't involve going to school hehe
Color: Azul
Perfume Or Cologne: I don't really use cologne, I just use Old Spice! I'd like to try out that Axe stuff though.
Flower: Plastic ones...mmmmmmmmmm
Month: June
Season: Summer

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
Bought Something: Lunch at school lol
Gotten Sick: No
Sang: I constantly hum and sing songs to myself...it keeps me busy
Met Someone New: nope
Moved On: ummm...sure
Talked To Someone: no...i used my telepathic powers....
Had A Serious Talk: Yeah
Missed Someone: Yeah
Hugged Someone: No
Kissed Someone: No...

O thank you lord...end of quiz...never thought it would end....my god....another waste of time for moi...::sigh:: lol

The Seven Deadly Sins

I've been doing some thinking and just some random thought in my head had me curious as to what all seven of the deadly sins were. I already knew a few of them, but just out of curiousity, I felt the need to discover what they were.

Envy
What it is: Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Why you do it: Because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be put in freezing water.

Sloth
What it is: Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Why you do it: You're shiftless, lazy, and good fer nuthin'.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be thrown into snake pits.

Gluttony
What it is: Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Why you do it: Because you were weaned improperly as an infant.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be force-fed rats, toads, and snakes.

Wrath
What it is: Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Why you do it: You're wired for it. Also, the people around you are pretty damn irritating.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be dismembered alive.

Pride
What it is: Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Why you do it: Well-meaning elementary school teachers told you to "believe in yourself."
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be broken on the wheel.

Lust
What it is: Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Why you do it: Oh, please.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be smothered in fire and brimstone. Not kisses.

Greed
What it is: Covetousness is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Greed.
Why you do it: You live in possibly the most pampered, consumerist society since the Roman Empire.
Your punishment in Hell will be: You'll be boiled alive in oil. Bear in mind that it's the finest, most luxurious boiling oil that money can buy, but it's still boiling.

My Resource

These, my friend, are the seven deadly sins. If any of you who might have come across this post and plead guilty to any of the above sins, I recommend you rethink your life and see where your life might end up if you continue the sin(s). I'm certain there were be a few people who will be in complete denial of any of the above sins. Although I'm not a real big religious fanatic, I still believe there is the fight for Good vs. Evil, God vs. Satan, Heaven vs. Hell...I believe in all that good stuff, I just don't go out of my way to show it. I, myself have realized that I am only in my 17th year of my life and I still have time to change things before it gets too serious. Hell, I'm not even out of high school yet! Remember...remember these sins and choose the right path. Don't let these sins overwhelm and consume your entire existence, everyone has the will power to correct any mistakes they may make, but are they willing to do so? You and only you know the answer to that question...

über-Specs

I got this all thanks to Dell. Ordered last April, so you can safely say it's my first year anniversary and it's been a wonderful year that me and my computer have spent together too...hehe. The specs may be very detailed, but I ordered it nearly a year ago and it isn't like I can go on and make it again because every has been changed lol.

Dell Dimension 8200 Desktop
~Pentium 4 Processor: 2.0 GHz
~512 MB of DDR RDRAM
~80 GB HDD
~nVidia 128 mB GeForce4 Ti4600 video card
~Santa Cruz Turtle Beach sound card
~3.5" Floppy Drive
~16x DVD-ROM
~40x10x40 CD-RW
~Altec Lansing 5.1 THX Certified Speakers (unbelieveably powerful subwoofer)
~19" Sony FD Trinitron Flat Screen Monitor
~Logitech Optical Mouse
~Dell Enhanced Media Keyboard
~6 USB Ports

Yep, that's what my computer is and I've had it for nearly a year now! Amazing that it's been nearly a year...man that's crazy. I've been thinking of some possible upgrades over the summer when I actually have a job to pay for it. I might upgrade the RAM from 512 MB to 1 GB...and believe me, that rambus memory is expensive shit! Probably a new sound card...something like a Creative Labs Audigy Gamer...or the Audigy 2.0....still undecided, but whatever comes around, goes around I guess. I may, but very unlikely upgrade my processor to something like a 2.66 or 2.83 GHz. May add on an extra 40 GB HDD because I've used up nearly 50 GB of my current one!!!!!!!!! Can't wait till I get a job working at Hollywood Video.

Amidst the Confusion

It seems to me that many of the bloggers out there can't hold onto the concept that a blog, or Weblog, is in reality an online journal/diary meant for you to jot down any and everything you ever want. The last time I looked, journals or diaries are one of those forbidden treasures. You're not suppose to look at somebody else's journal, but when you get ahold of it, it's like you found the fucking city of El Dorado. Hmm, I don't get some of these people out here who get pissed when they think nobody is reading their blog, so they completely give up on it. Dumbasses...

Freedom!

Even though I've had the ability to transport myself in an automobile to and fro for about two months or so, I haven't had access to park my automobile in an ordinary rectangular space at school...UNTIL NOW!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......riiiiiiiiiight.....

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Duck & Cover

Seeing Red

Well, seeing as that the Reds haven't started off the season as I had hoped for, they're starting to get in the groove of things and are beginning to get settled in. Although they were swept by the Pirates for their opening season series at Great American Ballpark...they doesn't really bother me...the fact that like 20 homeruns were hit in the GABP already is what's disturbing...to be continued...(stupid class changes)

[Continued at 8:00 PM]...I know that even though the Reds have one of the worst pitching corps in the Majors...their offense is probably one of the best though. From about a $45 million payroll, about $5 million of it goes into pitching...::sigh:: Larkin will likely retire after this year or become a free agent...as long as we don't have to pay for his fat ass paycheck. And Griffey can just get irritating...we're paying him roughly $11 million a year and the fucker can never stay healthy. The past two years he has screwed up his legs...now its his arm...when will we ever catch a break? Dunn and Kearns are probably two of the best things since sliced bread and why do we have Ryan Dempster? He sucks and I doubt he'll ever get past the stage of sucking. Manzanillo? Why do we have him in the first place? Just because Pittsburgh lives close to us doesn't mean we should trade with them every step of the way. We've got absolutely jack schitt from them, but who do they have? Reggie Sanders (former Red), Pokey Reese (former Red), Dennys Reyes (former Red...he sucked balls anyways). We get Manzanillo...wow...the guy who gave up so many runs in the past six games that pretty much has us in the hole 2-4 and his spectacular ERA of 5.40...asdfasaoiehjoisghaopiehadoijasklfjzkfgjawlejrlskdfjlaskgjapslejgj. Jimmy Haynes has a brilliant ERA of 12.38...asdfasaoiehjoisghaopiehadoijasklfjzkfgjawlejrlskdfjlaskgjapslejgj. Danny Graves with an ERA of 10.80...asdfasaoiehjoisghaopiehadoijasklfjzkfgjawlejrlskdfjlaskgjapslejgj. Jimmy Anderson (o yeah, another Pirate who takes it up the ass) with an astonishing 11.12 ERA...asdfasaoiehjoisghaopiehadoijasklfjzkfgjawlejrlskdfjlaskgjapslejgj. Okay, I'm finished.

AFK

I apologize for the absence in the past couple days with no blogging. I planned on doing it yesterday, but since my mom and dad were painting the computer room upstairs, which has the modem for ZoomTown...yeah... If you were wondering why they were painting the computer room, it's because we recently got a new Dell instead of our P.O.S. with a whopping Pentium 1 166 MHz...w00t. I still don't even know the specs on our new computer, but when I find out then I'll put them on here for the hell of it. We still haven't even opened the damn box to even look at it, even though I've begged my mom over and over again, but still to no avail...she won't let me for some damned reason. All I know is that the new computer is capable of actual 3D games...holy cow...what a concept! Age of Empires, Medal of Honor, Jedi Outcast, and any other game I want to install on it. Now, for the first time in a while, when I have people over to spend the night...more than one person can be on the internet at a time...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...ok...I got a little excited, sorry. Spring Break is freaking 5 days away...WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, hope I get the internet back today.

P.S. -Last night I "raped and pillaged" the Chicago Cubs on my All Star Baseball 2004 game 20-3. Adam Dunn had 4 homers, two of them off Kerry Wood! Even though he has probably one of the best curveballs in the game, I still killed the fastball he threw and got him taken out in the 4th inning...hehehe. That's right...raped and pillaged. Eric and my most favorite saying of them all, raped...and pillaged....hehehehehehe.

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162 Reasons Why I Look Forward to This Summer

Ahhh yes, the wondrous 162-game season of Major League Baseball has finally begun after several months of me patiently waiting! Absolutely my most favorite sport to watch than any other sports combined; just the anticipation from it all has me so psyched about it. The one thing that I can’t wait for is when I get to see our own Cincinnati Reds playing in their brand-new ballpark, Great American Ballpark. It was a sad day to see the implosion of Cinergy Field; an especially sad day for my parents where they watched and attended so many games there while the Big Red Machine was around. Personally, it is irrelevant to me whether the Reds do such a fantastic job or not this year in the standings, I watch it for how fun it is. At times, it can get depressing when the Reds lose several in a row, but the experiences of watching nearly every game the Reds have to offer is always a unique one for each game. I’ve attended several of the Red’s games in the past and never saw them win until my last time when I went with Peter, Dan, and Kevin. An absolutely outstanding show for talent and it was like listening to a beautifully compiled opera by Rossini: the yelling, the crack of the bat, the hand gestures, the sliding catches, the pop of the catcher’s mitt. With feats of strength that aren’t considered humanly possible like hitting a spherical object composed of leather and string with an oblong cylindrical wooden hitting device sending into the far reaches of the outfield nearly 450 feet away…simply amazing! The fools who think pitching is accomplished by the strength in your arm when in reality it is nearly the rest of your body that causes one to throw a ball 99 mph. March 31st is the opening season for the Reds and I wish I could be a part of such an historical event, but that’s what happens when tickets sell like mad! L Another delight of baseball season is watching Baseball Tonight on ESPN. Each person with their wisecracks and funny sayings for a homerun like “Adiós Señor pelota” and “BOOYAH!” Only a week away…I’m so happy, I can hardly contain myself!

P.S. -Old ERMA I felt like posting for material...

Marine Corp...HOOH!!!

A little while ago I got some thing in the mail from the Marines for a sign-up or whatever and I signed up just so I could get the free hat that came with it....me...in the military? yeah right.... So this dude called me up yesterday asking me if I was still interested in the Marines and I was just kind of like..."Ummm...how 'bout no!" Me going into the military would be the last thing on my mind...just kind of funny. It was fun while it lasted...heh....

Satan made me do it!

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Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.
Evil Evil man. Fie on you!


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Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Telling ghost stories
that scare the crap out of me is your goal in
life. Please stop, the clowns'll eat me...


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You are normal. Lucky little you


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April Showers, Bring May Flowers...

A new month, a new entry...what's new? School today was pretty bland, although I must say that history was interesting today because we got to watch and listen to tv and music from the 1950s...not bad. I'm so proud of myself that I can now officially be a part of the conversations in English because I've actually read the book we were suppose to read!!! Surprisingly, nothing "April Fools-ey" happened today...kind of glad too. One thing I'm glad I got off my chest today is that one stupid bitch who calls me Poop guy every fucking time I pass her in the hall way. She was passing me up and was like "Hey poop guy, I'm gonna tell you a story. Remember when you put the word poop on ms. campbell's screensaver? That's why I call you poop guy, poop guy." All I said to her was "Please stop, because if you continue to call me that I'll send you to the office." She asked me why and I simply told her that "It gets very annoying and agitating...so please stop." I'll be glad if she DOES stop, but if she doesn't then I'll be sure to file a complaint of verbal harrasment and hopefully get her in trouble. It's pretty annoying and very, very embarrasing when EVERYTIME I pass her in the hallway, she has to say "Hi, poop guy." about 5 times before I leave her site. She's even got the fucking retarded girls with IQs as big as their shoe size calling me that too...Freshmen just piss me off. Remember that little thing i said about pissing me off...yeah, a few days ago I came soooo very close to pie-facing the fat bitch into a locker and strangle her while I tell her to never call me that fucking name again...she's lucky I care about my education because if I were any other Joe Schmoe, she'd be in the hospital... She'd be the first piece of trash to take a bullet to the forehead if I ever felt like coming into school with an AK...but I guess that can hold off for now....