Good one

You never cease to amaze me Andy..."had sex?: I'd be lying if I said I never tried the one-player demo. SELF ESTEEM -1"

Loss of words

I'm still speechless right now...I really don't know what to say Eric. I'd say some other stuff, but I fear that if I say it, it might piss you off somehow and I don't want that...

I Am...whatever you say I am...

Here's a quiz of me, myself, and I that I got from Eric, who originally got it from Andy.

[ personal]
crush: Not really, just friends with everyone
virgin?: Yes?
current hair color: Brown
natural hair color: Green.............
eye color: Hazel
height: 6 foot 3 inches
birthplace: Mariemont, Ohio
shoe size: 11

[ favorites ]
number: 14
color: Blue...maybe a turquoise color
day: Hmmm, mainly any day that doesn't involve going to school...
month: June, I suppose.
Song: System of a Down - Ego Brain
movie: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
food: Flaming Yawn...no wait...Filet Mignon...damn it's so small!!! ......Burgers.......
band: System of a Down
season: Summer
sport: Baseball and Nascar...everything else is a joke, not original, time is against the players, overpaid....
class: Programming...mmmmmmm
teacher: Mrs.Wilburn...although she is Hitler's illegitimate child. NO CHEM FOR YOU!!! SIEG HEIL DUH FUHRER!!!!
drink: Mountain Dew....caffeine addict
veggie: Corn...on the cob...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........
tv show: Mystery Science Theater 3000
store: Best Buy...my own personal whore house.
animal: I'd like to have a Chinchilla because it's so fluffy and...chinchilla like. Actually, I like my dog Princess and at one point I had a cat named Sylvester, but it ran away a week and a half ago....probably the best cat ever!
flower: The plastic one I got for NHS.............cheap bastards....
state: I'd like to live in Florida I guess...but Ohio is doing fine for me right now...

[ this or that ]
me/you: You
coke/pepsi: Pepsi
day/night: Night
aol/aim: AIM
cd/cassette: CD
dvd/vhs: DVD
jeans/khakis: Jeans
car/truck: Car
tall/short: Tall
lunch/dinner: Lunch
nsync/bsb: *soaks both options in gasoline and sets ablaze* Neither....System of a Down you stupid quiz bitches...SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!!!!!!
britney/christina: Britney = Big boobies Christina = Whoreslut....hmph......BOTH!!!
gap/old navy: Old Gravy
lipstick/lipgloss: Like, oh my god. Lipstick, totally.......
silver/gold: Hmm, silver looks cooler, yet gold can get you lots and lots of money....BOTH!!!
alcohol/weed: Hmm...I'd like to try both, but I guess since alcohol is legal...I'll go with the stuff that won't get me thrown in prison.

[ love and relationships ]
do you have a bf/gf?: yeah right
do you have a crush?: Not really...(see question at beginning of quiz)
how long have you liked him/her?: ...persistent bastards...
why do you like this person?: ...................................
how long was your longest relationship?: .........................................
how long was your shortest relationship?: ........................................
who was your first love?: Back in Kindergarten I had a "crush" on Kassie Kapp....no more
what do you miss about them?: nothing that comes to mind.

[ the past ]
what is the one thing you would change about your past?: I wish I never fucked with Ms. Campbell's screensaver on one of her computers...YOU'RE GONNA DIE BITCH!!!! Not Campbell, but a few of you may know what I'm talking about...
what is the biggest mistake you've made in your life? Can't recall any BIG mistakes...not sure...
last thing you heard: Dan Hoard and Chris Welsh describing Gabe White and his sinkerball.
last thing you saw: Staring at my 19" Sony FD Trinitron Flat-screen monitor filling out this damned quiz...
last thing you said: saying "last thing you said" to myself
who is the last person you saw?: Mom...
who is the last person you kissed?: myself...I make out with me all the time..............
who is the last person you hugged?: ::sigh:: Ms. Conway....if anybody laughs...I'll kill you!
who is the last person you fought with?: sister
who is the last person you were on the phone with?: Eric
what is the last tv show you saw?: Heh, I'm watching the Red's get raped by the Pirates for their opening season game
what is the last song you heard?: FOX Sport's Net Baseball theme song thingy

[ the present ]
what are you wearing?: My gay cowboy suit...assless chaps included...
what are you doing?: is this question for real? Hmm, I'm slipping in and out of consciousness poking my eyes over and over again so that I can't read these questions..........
who are you talking to?: My computer screen, Betty.
what song are you listening to?: hold on...let me find a song.......CCR - Fortunate son....that good enough for you??? jebus
where are you?: The über-room...I mean my room.
who are you with?: Me, myself, and I....o yeah, and Betty...
are you online?: Nope. I felt like taking this quiz offline just for the sake of this fucking question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid, cock, ass, fucker, bitches.......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
how are you feeling?: BURNINATE!!!!
are you in a chatroom?: Why in God's name would i waste my precious time like that!!!

[ future ]
what day is it tomorrow?: Tuesday
what are you doin next: Still remains a complete mystery to myself also....
who are you going to talk to?: Betty.....
how old will you be when you graduate?: Hopefully 18...anything else would be un-civilized....
what do you wanna be?: Crack addict? Heroin junkie? Pot head? A pirate? Maybe one of those guys who work the ticket booth in a parking garage? Assisstant crack whore? All the above?
what is one of your dreams?: Become a bazillionaire and share the wealth with all my friends....maybe hook up with some already famous people...

[ have you ever ]
drank?: Sure have...Absolüt Vodka + (nothing) = Horrible, horrible after taste
smoked?: Smoke what? Cigars? Yes. Cigarettes? Yes. Weed? No, but if getting buzzed off second-hand smoke counts then yes.
had sex?: Heh.....masturbation count???
stolen?: Yes
done anything illegal?: Yes
wanted to die?: Yes
hit someone?: I didn't directly punch somebody, but I still rammed Justin Kuhn's head into a steel post for pissing me off. Gave the stupid fuck a concussion. Piece of advice for all of you who read this...don't...piss...me...off! You will regret it.

[ other ]
do you write in cursive or print?: Scribble.
are you a lefty or a righty?: Righty
what is your sexual preference?: Most definitely the ladies....
what piercings do you have?: None....well, I do have one in my.....nevermind
do you drive?: YES!!! Well, lah dee frickin' dah!!!!!!!
do you have glasses or braces?: Glasses....no really...I do....
did you like this survey?: Gonna have to go with Eric...very informative because I've never really thought about most of this crap.

[ physical appearance ]
what do you most like about your body?: Sideburns...and I'll have it no other way.
and least?: Me = overweight....but that can be easily solved....Sit on my fat ass, play video games, and eat food and I'll soon be watching all those extra pounds burn away
how many fillings do you have?: None...I'm such a good boy because I bwush my teef....
do you think you're good looking: Well, i suppose so, but I just don't spend the majority of my time in front of a mirror to worry about it.
do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: Usually when I am forced to where khakis and put on my infamous hawaiian shirts for a special event...other than that...NO!!!
Do you look like any celebrities?: Does Kyle Adkins count?

[ fashion ]
do you wear a watch?: Sure do...but the only time I wll truly enjoy what I wear is when I get an Omega...the offical James Bond watch....
how many coats and jackets do you own?: Hmmm...geee....let me think....ummm...6???
favorite pants/skirt color?: I really like the black skirt that I have...................................
most expensive item of clothing: American Eagle winter coat $150....tie $35!!!!!! Thought about getting a leather jacket for $300!!!!!!!
most treasured?: über-computer...muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <-------evil computer laugh
what kind of shoes do you wear?: Arizona....you know? the skater shoes I've worn for the past 3 years or so.
describe your style in one word: Laid-back......I beat the system!!! Hyphenated word....so screw you hippy!!!

Sorry for the delay folks

Well, I guess as you can see I'm not much of a blogger when it comes to the weekends ^_^ I'm always preoccupied playing games, TV, movies, etc. and just completely forget to write anything on Fridays and Saturdays. Lots of shiznit has happened in Iraq from what I've heard. Some suicidal fucktard taxi driver blew up his taxi with 4 marines in it. Military forces also found graves of American soldiers...some were mutilated. Heh...and to think of all you out there who thought this WAR would be a walk in the park...well think again. It's called a WAR for a reason. Just because we're the United States of America doesn't mean our soldiers are playing with god-mode on. Yes, that's right...our soldiers die, as well as the Iraqis do. I still, and will forever gladfully support the people who fight for this country, but I will never support the jackasses who throw the country into this predicament because they know that they'll never have to fight it themselves i.e. Bush... I bet someone a billion dollars that if Bush and his cronie bitches were to become soldiers themselves and be forced to fight in the war, they probably would've taken a lot longer time to declare the war in the first place...sheesh.

All for me, none for you

This past Friday, I got NASCAR Racing 2003...the last nascar game ever to be made by Papyrus...and also got a steering wheel for it...w00t. The only thing that sucks balls is that the wheel likes to fuck up and tends to recalibrate itself while in the pits. I'm still debating on whether or not to keep it or return it for another one. Battlefield 1942 is starting to become my most favorite game right now...Medal of Honor is becoming a bore right now. O yeah, forgot to say that I earned my Sniper Certification last night meaning I can where the Ranger skin and Kradshutzen...whoopee. Many of you may have noticed that I don't have my "Medal of Honor" away message up as often either. I'd much rather play BF1942 than MOH...yeah that's the ticket. Well, looks like I'm off to read yet another book for English...Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller. Doesn't look to be that bad of a book. Short and easy to read from what I've heard...let's just hope it stays that way.

P.S. Two weeks away from Spring Break

Quiz





Which Ralph Wiggumism Are You? by ClicksandBuzzes

My Bolg

Riiiiiiiiiiight........::sigh::

New song

I threw in a new song. Overall, this song really has nothing to do with war...just the title of the song is what made it ironic. Go download it!!! ^_^

Yay!!!

w00t w00t for early release days

Great ...umm...stuff... from Andy's blog

"Women go after jocks in high school, then come to their senses in college and start going for the smart guys" -Joan Wilburn, Chem Nazi
"Mrs. Wilburn was quick to offer the classical rationale, essentially that "all high school girls are inherently stupid", which made me feel a little better." -Condensed version from Andy

I've always thought that...at least I know I'm not the only one. Hmm, let's compare today to the past, shall we? 25 years ago, the time when my parents were in high school, the relationships consisted of the "I really like his personallity and how he's a great guy to be around." Then 25 years later (now) most of those "inherently stupid" girls are the girls that pull the "I date him because he is like sooooo hot. He treats me like shit, but i don't care. As long as I'm popular...I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful dammit...." Those girls just piss me off.

Ahh yes, another great quote came from the über-God himself, Andy Fedus, and it goes a little something like this. "If you were to take Cat's Eye and put it in some shit, then put it in a machine that turned it into shit, then took the shit made from the machine and put it into a heaping pile of shit...that is only the beginning on how shitty Cat's Eye truly is."
Andy's resource for the above quote

[Edited 10:39 P.M. for misunderstanding ^_^]

Decisions...Decisions...

Hmmm, I was thinking of making my new Song of the Week this Friday either Bombs Over Baghdad by Outkast or Loser by Beck....not sure what I'll pick, but all you can do is wait until Friday.

My mom just got me Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller from Borders since that's the new book that our stupid English class has to have read by next Monday. I'm just thankful that it is a small book (roughly 100 pages) and is in play form...which shouldn't be that bad I hope.

As the World Turns

It's been a few days since I've been able to blog, mostly because was busy over the weekend gamin' it up. ^_^ These past few weeks make me feel like I'm in a god damned soap opera...do I feel like explaining myself? No. Why? Because if I talk about all the jibba-jabba that's been going on, I'm sure I'll fuck something up...I mean since this IS my blog and this IS a place where I can write my own opinion on anything I feel like it, but it turns out that people aren't obligated to read these...therefore shouldn't be obligated to get pissed off at a person that wrote some "rude" stuff about them. That's the year 2003 for ya...

Our server was recently moved up to an 18 person server, which will probably cause it to lag more than before and cost mucho dinero...o well. As long as I don't pay for it then I'm happy.

Too much schoolwork right now and I am beginning to hate Favret with a passion. Go away bitch... Only if killing was legal....I would come into school one day with a weapon of my choice and go to town on everybody who I feel doesn't deserve to live. That would be fun...

Grrrrrrrr

I'm really beginning to hate bootcamps just because of how much of an annoyance they are. Half the time they call for a bootcamp with only about 5 minutes warning ahead of time and end up locking the server and basically kick everyone out of the server they were having FUN in. They have one like every other day it seems like and the person running them says that it'll only be an hour when in reality it always runs to like 2 and half hours long!!!!!! I use to be able to help out and then all of a sudden the Drill Unit becomes a bit too arrogant and think that they own the server...NEWS FLASH: You don't! I don't see the big deal on others helping out...as long as there's room for extra people then where the fuck is the harm in that? I hate how people don't have trust in certain individuals. Why they wouldn't trust me is beyond reason to me. Besides, I was once part of the Drill Unit myself and knows what the hell is going on. O well, go jump off a cliff or something Panik....

Updated song

Song of the Week has been updated. I chose this song not only because I enjoy listening to it, but also because of how relevant the song is about the events happening over in Iraq right now. System of a Down is one of the few bands/artists who put thought into what they compose and this is one fine example of what they're capable of. Please download it and tell me what you think in the Tag Boards!

Take things in stride...

Like Eric said in his blog before, take things in stride. This has been my way of living for my entire existence. No matter what happened or what something boiled down to...in the end I've always taken things in stride. It's the only way to go for me and will always be the way for me. Maybe that's why I'm never down in the dumps and such a likeable guy. hardy har har

As the World Turns

I sometimes have that feeling that I'm stuck in a soap opera with all the drama that's been going on lately. Ah what the hell. Doesn't really bother me although it can be a little upsetting from time to time. Still no sign of my cat and it's been about 4 days, however, my dad has just went out to look for him as I speak. My hopes are 50/50 and I am still unsure ho things will turn out. The one thing that I hate the thought of is that my whole subdivision is filled with a bunch of 15 or 16 year old jackasses and is most likely the part of a "dysfunctional family." Hell, for all I know, some idiot with the IQ of a dead fish probably shot my cat with a fucking BB gun. With all these dumbshits in the neighborhood, I don't feel safe especially with asshats like Josh Beamer. If that's the case, THEN I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID ASS, DOUCHE BAG, COCK-SUCKING, DICKLESS, SON OF A BITCH, MOTHERFUCKER...