A Galaxy Far, Far Away...: July 2004

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Will I dream?

I started a second blog last week with the intention of it being for me to record my dreams if/when I can remember them long enough to type it.

It can all be found here. http://sleepyjedi.blogspot.com/

Monday, July 26, 2004

After 25 years...

...my dad has finally retired from the Naval Reserves.  That's where I was today...at the retirement ceremony downtown at the reserve center.  Unbelieveable it's been that long, but now what's the guy going to do on Sundays instead of going down to the reserve center?  The ceremony was pretty cool, especially the guy who had the tiny little whistle.

Today after the ceremony when I got home, one of my dad's friend came down to my room and notified me of Star Wars Episode III's official sub-title will be Revenge of the Sith because it's about damn time.  I'm still psyched for September 21 when the original trilogy comes out on DVD, which unfortunately is when my first day at OSU is...DOH!

A different quiz...for once...

Survey #1
Just for fun, my friends, please recommend to me:

1. A movie

2. A book

3. A musical artist, song, or album

4. A Blogger user not on my friends list

5. A television show

Survey #2
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "started screaming, so I did the logical thing"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? My television

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Chappelle Show since there seems to be some kind of marathon of it on Comedy Central.

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 11:57 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: holy crap...it's 11:58 p.m. and I swear I didn't look at anything.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Some guy rapping on the musician part of the Chappelle show...doesn't really interest me though.

7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing? Stepped out onto the porch to ask my father a question.

8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Well my homepage I see everytime I load up IE, I see the Red's homepage.  I then went to Ryan's blog to get this quiz.  Before all of this I was playing Star Wars Galaxies.

9. What are you wearing? White Metallica t-shirt, plaid pajama bottoms, boxers, and glasses.

10. Did you dream last night? I can't remember.  I dream off and on.

11. When did you last laugh? About five seconds ago because I'm watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Oh geez...  Well, here's the list:
-Dry erase/cork board
-"Things you learn from video games" poster
-Star Wars Episode I trailer poster
-Star Wars Episode II trailer poster
-8th grade washington d.c. picture
-Duel of the Sith poster
-Baseball team pictures
-Boy Scouting plaques
-Shotgun Marksman award
-Blue Angels picture
-Pizza Hut Return of the Jedi poster
-Battle of Geonosis poster
-WEBN poster
-Anakin Skywalker poster
-Miller Lite poster w/ hot chick on it
-Hat rack

13. Seen anything weird lately?: SWG has been acting up lately and freezes about every 5 minutes when I seem to be in the wilderness.

14. What do you think of this quiz?: The questions appear to be much more original than "What is your favorite color/number/food/etc....." or answering "Do you have a girlfriend?" with no and then seeing the next question asking "Have you ever made out with your girlfriend yet?"  Damn generic ass quizzes lol.

15. What is the last film you saw?: I started Schindler's List yesterday, but was too tired to watch it.  The last full film was *checks AIM profile* South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: my own LAN gaming room with the best computers possible.  That's about all I want in life other than to further my education in computer science.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: Several years ago at Cinergy Field (not GABP) up in the nose-bleed section I carelessly leaned over the seats to grab something in the seat a row in front of me and I lost my balance and literally ran down 4 rows while keeping up right, but then tripped and tumbled head-over-heels the next 10 rows and almost broke something.  I just ended up having a huge-ass bruise underneath my right arm and got checked out my Dr. Kremchek, the Red's doctor.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Give the entire world a Ctrl+Alt+Delete and do a thorough virus scan and defragment.

19. Do you like to dance?: I don't too often unless I feel like being cool and doing DDR...

20. George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?: No comment because being surrounded by a bunch of people back in high school who hated his guts, I don't think anyone had time to talk about any positives about the guy.  I don't watch the news either, so that doesn't help.  I'm not very politically involved.

21a. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Jenna

21b. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: James

22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Consider it? Definitely.

Survey #3
12 things that annoy you:
-Any kind of slowdown with a computer
-People saying stuff that I like suck with no justification
-Slow/bad drivers
-Random AIMs
-People who are naturally retarded with spelling and grammar (over AIM it's different)
-Anything of mine being in less than perfect condition (which is why I REALLY don't like giving anyone, anything of mine)
-Not being woken up at all (being woken up and then me deciding to go back to sleep is different)
-Being forced to go to church (which thankfully isn't all too much anymore)
-I'm with Ryan on religious zealots (I think they should all be shot to the center of the sun)
-People who use their cell phones like junkies
-People who are a billion times smarter that me and when they do poorly on 1 or 2 tests they wallow in self loathing and say they're so stupid like when Kevin would get a B+ on a math quiz and I got, ohhhh, an F?
-Seeing the same movie preview a billion times before seeing the movie

11 People you'd sleep with if you could (not technically, just girls/guys that you think are really hot):
-Natlie Portman
-Hillary Duff
-Lindsay Lohan
-Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen at the same time
-Shannon Elizabeth
-Denise Richards
-Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
-Jennifer Aniston
-Liv Tyler
-Christina Applegate
-Famke Janssen

10 things you love:
-Star Wars
-video games
-movies
-music
-friends
-computers
-laughing
-family
-learning about stuff that I actually want to learn about
-women

9 things you wear daily:
-watch
-boxers
-socks
-non-plain t-shirts
-shorts
-pajamas
-shoes
-glasses
-deoderant

8 movies you'd watch over and over:
-Star Wars Episodes I
-Star Wars Episodes II
-Star Wars Episodes IV
-Star Wars Episodes V
-Star Wars Episodes VI
-Jay & Silent Bob Stirke Back
-Happy Gilmore
-Kung Pow

7 concerts you've been to:
-Summer Sanitarium tour
-Metallica/Godsmack
-Alan Jackson lol

6 objects you touch every day:
-mouse
-keyboard
-soda can
-glasses
-tv remote
-fridge

5 things you do every day:
-play games
-watch t.v.
-chat
-laugh
-plan out things in my head whether it be for the next hour, next day, or next week

4 drinks that you couldn't live without:
-Mt. Dew
-Lemonade
-Coke products
-Milk

3 of your favorite songs at this moment:
-J-Kwon - Tipsy
-Venga Boys - We Like to Party
-Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

2 people that have influenced your life the most:
-My Dad
-I really can't think of anyone else who has had any kind of influence

1 thing you couldn't live without:
-I'll go with technology on this one.


Friday, July 23, 2004

One step at a time

I come rollin' into the OSU campus about 2 hours after we departed from home and check in at Morrill tower.  I gets up to my room and it appeared that I was the first one there.  I got my BuckID right off the bat and the picture of me looks like I'm high.  Thankfully I brought by backpack as there were a shitload of papers handed out to me.  One of them being a bubble survey that had a billion questions on it asking different things like your religion to your political views to your "social habits" to your views on diversity.

All the fellas I met like my roommates and the ones in my group were pretty cool.  First guy I talked to was the first thing we went to and we just got to know each other before a long boring ass presentation went on.  My roommates were cool with one of them admitting to smoking weed a lot who also plans to major in theater.  We played some goofy ass games in our group like throwing a beachball around to one another that had a bunch of random questions on it and wherever your right thumb landed when catching it, that's the question you had to answer.  Mine ended up being "what's your favorite dinner plate?"...probably the most bland, retarded question out of all of them.

Later that night a few hours before going back up to my room, there were games in the lobby and I ended up playing Euchre with some really cool guys...a lot of people from the Cleveland area, that's for sure...geez.

Picked up my schedule today and it ended up looking something like this:

-CS&E 201 at 8:30 (I found it necessary to be a computer class early in the morning since, well, that's about the only thing that could keep me awake.)
-Math 150 (Pre-calculus and for once, I'm kind of glad I'm not in the "highest class possible" because that got old really fast while in high school.)
-Spanish 102.66 (Didn't get any credit for it on the placement test, so 15 credit hours of Spanish it is.)
-Some random class I need to take the first 5 weeks.

Some of the humanities and social science classes that I get to pick later on down the road that really interested me were:
Geography 200 (world regional geography)
Political Science 101 (intro to american politics)
Art 300 and 300A (photography and digital photography)
Art Education 160 (art and music since 1945)
German 299 (weimar and the third reich in german lit and film)
Japanese 231 (elements of japanese culture)
Music 141 and 142 (intro to music and american popular music)

The fact that OSU offers over 1000 courses is stunning.

After all was said and done and all papers and whatnot were finished being filled out, we left and when we got home I had noticed I accidentally left my roomkey/swipecard in my pocket.  I'll be mailing it back in the near future since there's $200 worth of keys on that thing...that's right...it costs $100 a key to replace them if lost.

To be honest, I'd say I'm ready for the whole college scene.

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

On the road again

So I'm going to be heading up to OSU for orientation this Thursday and will be back, I'm guessing, Saturday.  I don't really know what to expect on this trip and hopefully my 8 roommates are cool and aren't huge gaping vaginas.
 
What sucks about the whole ordeal is I can't go to sleep at 6 in the morning this week...WHY GOD DAMMIT WHY?!!?!!?!?!!!11
 
This summer I had a high expectation in the movies that came out and so far, it's been rather depressing outside of Spiderman 2Troy and King Arthur were all the hype and they were found to be horrible by the majority of the viewers.  Fahrenheit 9/11 was a crazy movie, but not meant for me who cares nothing about politics.  I'm still trying to figure out what Van Helsing was.  Dodgeball and Anchorman were just too hyped out for my taste to see them in a theater.  Catwoman looks just horrible other than the fact it's Halle Berry and Catwoman is probably the most uncool superhero ever.  Yeah, let's use the whole idea of a feline to mix with a woman to become even more feminine and use it as a 90-minute long story showing all her special little cat traits.  Oh boy, she has 9 lives and when she falls she lands on her feet...hardy fuckin' har.  Bet you'll never see a superhero called Masculinity Man who goes around stickin' his dick in people's ears or something.  Even though I've never read Asimov, from what Ryan's seen of it on commericals for I, Robot it's gonna be a suckfest.  Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle...nothing more needs to be said here.  Garfield...mmmkay.  White Chicks looks like the worst possible idea ever conceived that it makes me want to vomit.  I'm sorry, but "urban comedies" are fucking retarded.  And screw Harry Potter.  Shrek 2 is probably the only movie out right now that I would actually want to see.
 
Some upcoming movies that I think will help save the summer for myself will be M. Night Sybabahabalan's The Village, my most anticipated movie all year Alien vs. Predator (which is directed by Paul Anderson, the same guy who did Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat...both of which I liked very much), speaking of Resident Evil, there's going to be Resident Evil: Apocalypse coming out soon.  The Bourne Supremacy looks awesome.  I'm not sure about Blade: Trinity, but the first 2 were pretty sweet.  There was also a preview for a movie I saw at the showing of Kill Bill Vol. 2 that was written by Quentin Tarantino titled Hero starring Jet Li and it looks just so incredible.  Then some gay movie about some gay band called Metallica?  Some Kind of Monster? What's that shit all about?  Oh well, look's like a good flick I'll have to go see in select theaters.
 
Here's to a wonderful second-half of the summer. *raises glass*

Saturday, July 17, 2004

My trip to Kings Island

Dan and I took a trip to KI...
 
To start off, I have to mention that this is the first time I've been to KI in 2 or 3 years, but not a whole bunch has changed about it other than a few ride additions and a couple rides taken down.
 
A new ride was put where the old King Cobra ride was called Delirium and was pretty frickin' sweet...other than the fact we had to wait an extra 10 minutes because it was "broken", but just think of it as a giant top spinning and going back and forth like the Viking Ship.   This one goes nearly all the way upside-down though.  That was the first one we rode.
 
We rode the Son of Beast next, which was another first for me (last time I was at KI when it just opened, the line was 3 hours too long for me...).  Talk about a shake, rattle, and roll coaster because that think was rough as hell, it would make you think you're back in old western times riding in a Conestoga wagon...  It was funny though because Dan and I made faces at the cameras that took our picture when we passed by on this ride and the Outer Limits.
 
We then headed on over to Top Gun, which has always been a favorite of mine because it's a hanging coaster and it's just so damn smooth.  Not to mention it's always cool when you get up to the top of the hill and get ready to go back down the hill, you go from having a floor beneath your car to having nothing, but 300 feet of space between you and the ground below.  Only thing that gets me is that it's too short.  I've ridden this thing a billion times.
 
We headed over to the the moving chair theater where Days of Thunder and James Bond use to be, both of which I've ridden too many times to count.  They now have a Spongebob 3-D ride there and since I've never been on it, we just had to jump in line for this ride and it would've been so retarded if the announcer guy wouldn't have had been saying his little spiel in a funny german accent and wouldn't have called the ride the "Spizzlebizzle Spizzlepizzle Thrizzle-Dizzle Rizzle".  The entire point of ride was chasing after a fugitive pickle to finish a crabby patty...
 
Some other mentionable rides were the Racer (we were backwards and we won), Shake Rattle and Roll, White Water Canyon (got pretty frickin' wet), Adventure Express, Congo Falls x3, Face-Off, and the Outer Limits.
 
While at the park, we saw Danny Mullins working the Son of Beast or one of the other roller coasters, Heater Keaton and Stephanie Berndt working the Congo Falls and chit-chatting who let Dan and I ride it three times in a row since nobody was in line, I saw Nathan Sweet and Kristi Patterson in the booth at Face-Off who saw me going up the hill backwards.  We also were passing Courtney Weyant and we yelled her name like 10 times and she completely ignored us so fuck you too. 
 
What was cool on Face-Off is when we went through it once and went back through it backwards, I started getting tunnel vision which felt so cool almost like in a state of euphoria and everything started going white.  I've felt that before when I was able to pass myself out (there's a special technique in doing that).
 
Ahh yes, another thing I don't want to forget to mention is Dan and I found some DDR machines (2 extreme mixes side-by-side and 3rd mix in another arcade) and tried doing it but were slipping all over the damn place because of our sandals that were still wet.  I, once again, defeated the Star Wars Trilogy arcade which makes that...let's see here:
Universal Studios, Florida
Islands of Adventure, Florida
Family Fun Center, Ohio
Milford Theater, Ohio
GameWorks, Ohio
...and now Kings Island, Ohio.
 
The one depressing part was Tomb Raider wasn't working and hasn't been for the past day and two days...so I never got to ride that.

What a fun day it was though.

Friday, July 16, 2004

The Music Man

Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: I'll try System of a Down
Are you female or male:: Mr. Jack
Describe yourself::  Psycho
How do some people feel about you:: Suite-Pee
How do you feel about yourself:: Shimmy
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: A.D.D.
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Suggestions
Describe where you want to be:: Forest
Describe what you want to be:: Jet Pilot
Describe how you live:: Innervision
Describe how you love:: Know
Share a few words of wisdom:: Fuck the System

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

The test results are in

So I got a 2 for Calculus and 1 for English...oh shucks. They're just stupid tests and have no impact on my life for failing them.

In a galaxy far, far away...

...has been the main theme of my away message as of late. I was beginning to get into MoH again, but playing that game sure does frustrate me because of everywhere I go, there's shit talkers and I just can't stand that too much in a game. I have to draw the line somewhere.

So I decide to just go ahead and play the game that I am capable of playing online where I very, very rarely receive any insulting comments at all (it's been a looooong time since I'm not a bounty hunter anymore and not with the most hated guild in the entire game). I've mainly been grinding professions for the new Jedi Trials publish coming up, which I am unsure what will happen then. I'm anxiously waiting for the Jump to Lightspeed expansion to be released because flying around in space that time will just be frickin' awesome. Not to mention, I'll receive a deed for a Lady Luck spacecraft for being a 6-month veteran. The Lady Lucks made famous by Lando Calrissian and his peeps at Cloud City.

My journey through the Star Wars galaxy sure has been a crazy one. I've been to every far corner of the galaxy, I've been to every point of interest I can think of including Jabba's Palace, Nightsister stronghold, temple of Exar Kun, and the Massassi Temples, I've encountered every creature and NPC I can possibly imagine (other than the mighty Gorax and a rogue group of Mandolorians known as the Death Watch, which I really want to see in person and just not screenshots of). I've fought for the Rebel cause for the first 6 or 7 months and then defected to help the Imperial faction since then and now that I'm back with my old guild mates, I'm considering going back to the Rebel Alliance so I'm not the ONLY Imperial in the guild, which is a pain. I've tried nearly every profession, even though I haven't mastered many of them except for nearly all the combat professions, but the medic, entertainer, and crafting professions are still out there to be done. I have over 6 million credits to my name currently and with all the rare loot I have in my 5 houses on Naboo, I'd say I could get nearly 20 million for everything.

I've been through it all. I've been through every little change, patch, publish, and hotfix. I've had my high days and I've had my low days. I've been a good guy and I've been a bad guy. I've won some and I've lost some.

One thing I don't want to happen is become obsessed with this game to the point where I own and operate 5 accounts like I know some people do in this game...that's just excessive. So to prevent this, if anyone wants to spend the night at my house or me spend the night at their house or to do anything else, IM me or CALL me (yes that's right, I have a telephone in my room).

Tah tah...mishka...Jabba da Hutt?

Monday, July 12, 2004

Tejada for the win

The Home Run Derby was probably by far, the best one I've seen, but that isn't saying much since all the years the past I missed every damn one because I was always at summer camp at the time. Last year was the first time I got to see it on T.V. for the first time live.

Miguel Tejada was the winner for this year who also broke the round record with 15 in the 2nd round...wowzers! Berkman did a damn good job. Screw Barry Bonds. Nowhere better to hold the derby than at Minute Maid park, one of the best homerun parks ever. The 500 HR club was really cool with all the ones living out of the 20 standing there...including Griffey Jr. :) To think that only 20 players have hit 500 homeruns out of nearly 16,000+ MLB players...incredible.

Can't wait for the actual All-Star game...looks to be like one hell of a game.

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Saturday, July 10, 2004

Our first flash animation!!!

It can be found here. It took thousands of man hours to produce. Sit back and enjoy. :P

Friday, July 09, 2004

Another survey!

x] The Basics [x]
Name ::: David
Age ::: 18
Gender ::: Male
Birthday ::: December 9, 1985
Eye color ::: Hazel
Hair color ::: Brown
What school do you go to? ::: The Ohio State University
What grade are you in? ::: Freshman year of college
How many siblings? ::: Uno

[x] Favorites [x]
Color ::: Pretty much any shade of blue
Music ::: There's a lot.
Animal ::: Chinchilla
Band ::: System of a Down
Food ::: Ummm...cookies?
Drink ::: Mt. Dew
Female Actress ::: Uma Thurman
Male Actor ::: Ewan McGregor
Female Singer ::: Gwen Stefani
Male Singer ::: Serj Tankian
TV Show ::: Family Guy
Movie ::: Star Wars...to be more specific, Return of the Jedi
Radio Station ::: Pre-Clear Channel rape and pillage WEBN...now probably WTUE or whatever's out of Dayton
Candy ::: Reese Cups
CD ::: System of a Down - Toxicity
Website ::: Well...ebaumsworld for stupid shit, liquidgeneration for great flash, cincinnati reds for constant mlb updates and scores and uhh yeah.
Person ::: A nice person?
Place ::: Florida...however, I've always wanted to try Japan or Italy.
Thing ::: That thing you do?
Restaurant ::: Hell if I know...I don't go to enough to know. I don't really like the steak places though i.e. long horns, texas roadhouse, etc.
Fastfood Place ::: Taco Bell...when my stomach's feeling up to it.

[x] Least Favorite [x]
Band ::: Uhhh...Yatta?
Food ::: Grilled chicken, I suppose.
Drink ::: Root Beer and Dr. Pepper
Color ::: Plaid
TV show ::: The View
Movie ::: Prince of Space...thank god for Mystery Science Theater 3000 to liven things up.
CD ::: A blank one that fucks up on me. <=== What Dan said.
Website ::: tub-girl.com
Candy ::: The generic pile of crap people gave to me for Halloween.
Person ::: I have many.
Place ::: your ass
Thing ::: your mom
Female Actress ::: Almost any pornstar because they can't act their way out of a paper bag...they make up for it their large breasts, firm ass, and constant fucking action.
Male Actor ::: Leo DiCaprio, I suppose
Female Singer ::: One's that can't sing AND are as ugly as sin.
Male Singer ::: Yanni
Radio Station ::: 93.3...DIE CHRISTIANS
Restaurant ::: Steak places suck my ass
Fastfood place ::: Arbys...but i do like their curly fries and cheesesticks.

[x] This -or- That [x]
Coke -or- Pepsi: Coke
Sprite -or- Sierra Mist: Sprite
Movie -or- TV show: Movie
Yahoo -or- AIM: AIM, duh
Internet -or- Phone: Both work fine, but Internet is used more often since typically, if you're not online, you're not home.
Rap -or- Rock: Good lord...Rock, no doubt.
Girls -or- Boys: no comment
Blink 182 -or- Simple Plan: fork to eye
Usher -or- Kanye West: fork to scrotum

[x] Do you ... [x]
smoke? ::: no, but I do smoke the occassional cigar.
do drugs? ::: no
drink? ::: no
go to church? ::: I try to avoid it at all costs, which thankfully with college coming up I won't have to worry about it any longer.
swear? ::: Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
dance in the rain? ::: I would if I were bored.
sleep a lot? ::: God no...it's 6:41 AM...
like school? ::: I didn't...maybe I will soon.
like doing surveys? ::: It passes the time.
talk on the phone a lot? ::: I use to w/ Eric for gaming purposes all the doo dah day.
have your own webpage? ::: Blog and some free webspace...not to mention I made the NHS website beyotches.

[x] Love Life [x]
Are you single? ::: Yup.
Do you have a crush? ::: no
Who was your first kiss? ::: To be honest with you Diance, I'm surprised. ...nobody yet unless any lucky lady who reads this wants to change that :P
How old were you when you first kissed? ::: Hmmm.......
Who was your first gf/bf? ::: Nobody
What do you look for in a guy/girl? ::: Lot's of stuff.
Have you ever been in love? ::: Ohh, so that's what that twinge in the back of my neck was...oh wait, that was just me falling out of my chair.
Who was your first love? ::: I think it was back in Kindergarten, Kassie Kapp.
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? ::: Why would I?
Have you ever been dumped? ::: no
Have you ever dumped someone? ::: no
Have you ever been heartbroken? ::: Nope.

[x] Life and thoughts [x]
Do you think everyone has a purpose to live? ::: Your life is whatever you make it to be...fuck pre-destination.
Do you know your purpose? ::: To do stuff...and type stuff.
What's your favorite quote about life? ::: "Life sucks...and then you die."

[x] First Thing that comes to mind when you hear .. [x]
Rain ::: chicken noodle
Snow ::: blower
Gravel ::: hit me
Mountains ::: "There's a cliff!"
Grass ::: dog poop
MTV ::: Hi I'm carson daly
New York ::: knicks suck. mets suck. yankees suck.
President Bush ::: Strategery.
Iraq ::: Operation bomb the crap out of your country...the guy who thinks up the names is on vacation.
Saddam ::: Weird twisted love triangle with Satan.

[x] What do you think of when you hear these names .. [x]
Tiffany ::: Some chick in columbus.
Bob ::: Have your pets spade or neutered.
Megan ::: Exner
Mike ::: Dyke
Josh ::: Morgan.
Fred ::: Rocketman.

[x] Friends [x]
Best? ::: I don't think I need to list them off...you all know who you are.
Shyest? ::: Eric I guess since he's known my parents for two or three years and has been to my house eleventy billion times, yet is still afraid to go upstairs to get somethin' to eat w/o having me with him.
Loudest? ::: Nobody's really that loud...Sara is sometimes if she isn't garbling weiner.
Most outgoing? ::: Dan, I suppose.
Smartest? ::: All of us?
Dumbest? ::: All of us?
Best advice giver? ::: your mom
Most trustworthy? ::: I wanna say me since I did get myself fired for telling the truth...and I'll never get over that.
Who have you known the longest? ::: Jeff
Who have you known the shortest? ::: Ryan
Funniest? ::: Me baby me. :P
Sweetest? ::: If any guy is ever "sweet" to me, I'll freakin' kick him in the nuts.
Weirdest? ::: Dan
Closest? ::: They're all so close.
Miss the most? ::: your mom
Ditziest? ::: Last time I checked, we don't sit around with our thumbs up our ass saying "huh?" every 5 minutes...hey, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel? :)
Last person you IMed? ::: Eric
Last person who IMed you? ::: Eric
Last person who you called? ::: Ryan, maybe?
Last person who called you? ::: My mum on her cell.
Who listens to your problems? ::: What problems?
Who can you trust with your secrets the most? ::: As far as I know, my friends but I don't really have any secrets...
Who's your second family? ::: Friends.
Who's house were you at last? ::: Ryan's
Who was over your house last? ::: Everyone.
Who's the best singer? ::: Ryan for his 8 octave voice used to impersonate Freddy Mercury.
Who's the most talented? ::: We all are talented in some places.
Who's the most athletic? ::: Dan just cuz he ALMOST beat Parnanoia Survivor Max Oni, but botched it at the end.
Who's the most girly? ::: Dan because of his obsession with Bette Midler and preference for track lighting.
Who's the most punk/skater/goth? ::: If I had a friend like that, I'd beat his ass with a rubber hose.
Friend that lives closest?: Eric probably.
Friend that lives farthest?: Peter and Ryan do live pretty damn far away.

[x] Would you ever.. [x]:
Skydive? ::: As long as I don't get the backpack with the matching silverware in it.
Bungee Jump? ::: Maybe, but I don't like putting my life in the hands of a giant rubberband.
Get a tatoo? ::: If it'd be totally badass like the Boba Fett insignia.
Get any more piercings? ::: Fuck that.
Waterski? ::: Yeah.
Snowboard? ::: As long as all trees are cut down within a 20 mile radius of the slope.
Ski? ::: Might as well.
Jump off a building into a pool of jello? ::: DUDE!!! That would so god damn sweet. I prefer the original jello.
Strip for money? ::: Umm...sure. I'm broke.
play strip poker? ::: Maybe.
have a one night stand? ::: If it's with a chick I don't know, sure.

[x] Random Stuff [x]:
What are you doing right now? ::: Not filling out a quiz.
What are you watching on TV? ::: Hold on... *click* a sweet Oreck vacuum commercial that promises to suck the shit out your ass *click*
What kind of music are you listening to? ::: Hold on *click* Rob Zombie - Superbeast *click*
Who and how many people are you talkin online? ::: They're all asleep.
Who do you miss? ::: Nobody.
Who did you get your last email from? ::: GameSpot
Who did you send your last email to? ::: Brad
What was the last thing you ate? ::: Wendys.
What was the last thing you drank? ::: Diet Coke
What are your hobbies? ::: Computer and TV
When's the last time you went shopping? ::: Few days ago with Ryan to find MOH lol
When's the last time you went outside? ::: Couple days ago.
When's the last time you hung out with your friends? ::: Last week
Who's house were you at last? ::: Ryan's
Who's house did you sleepover last? ::: Ryan's
When's the last time you got into a fight? ::: Never been into a "fight" though I've always wondered how I'd do if I were in one assuming the ass doesn't rip my glasses off or something gay like that.
When's the last time you were in a fist fight? ::: ...
What or who is on your mind right now? ::: Should I really go to bed now that it's 7 in the morning?
When's the last time you were embaressed? ::: good question
Where do you wish you were right now? ::: hell if i know
Are you tired of my survey yet? yep
What do you do when lifes got you down? ::: Take a crap...
Who's in the room with you? ::: The frekin' boogie man.
What's by the computer? ::: Last one there's a penis pump.
What's your biggest fears? ::: Ever have your asshole licked by a fatguy in an overcoat?
What are your obsessions? ::: Computer.
What are your addictions? ::: Uhhhhhhhhhh...what the hell.
How many people live with you? ::: 4
What do you live in? ::: A house...
Who's the last person you hugged? ::: Oh I just wanna eat you up.
Who's the last person you kissed? ::: Porkchop sandwiches!
What do you see outside the window near you? ::: Window blinds.
What are you looking forward to do? ::: For arcade games you buy one that you can do. Ok? One that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch where you don't know what the hell you're doin'.
Are you wearing anything on your feet? ::: Socks...
What do you like better: flip-flops, sneakers, or sandels? ::: your mom
What was the last movie you saw? ::: Matrix
What was the last movie you saw in theatres? ::: Spiderman 2
What was the last commerical you saw? ::: fucking vacuum commercial
What show did you watch last? ::: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[x] The ending .. [x]:
Are you glad this is almost over? ::: yep
Are you hungry? ::: yep
How about thirsty? ::: Yep.
Are your fingers tired from typing? ::: never, have my fingers ever been tired from typing...my wrist on the other hand...
Are you still bored? ::: Yep...nothing is ever on at 7 in the morning.
What do you plan on doing after this is over? ::: Oh shit, get the fuck outta here! What're you doin'? Go get fuck outta here you stupid idiot! Fuck we're all dead! Get the fuck out!

Thursday, July 08, 2004

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The haxor handle of Dave is "Skel3t0n Rob0t".

What's yours? Enter your name:



What Flavour Are You? I taste like Bread.I taste like Bread.


I am a staple in almost everyone's diet. Friends like me are a complement to any other friends I get on with almost everyone, remaining mostly in the background, but providing substance when it would otherwise be lacking. What Flavour Are You?


...if I'm not bread, I'm....


What Flavour Are You? I am Vanilla Flavoured.I am Vanilla Flavoured.


I am one of the most popular flavours in the world. Subtle and smooth, I go reasonably with anyone, and rarely do anything to offend. I can be expected to be blending in in society. What Flavour Are You?

Sunday, July 04, 2004

G.I. Joooooooooooooooe!!!

Aww hell no, what's up dog.

Hey kid! I'm a computa.
Stop all the downloadin'.
Help computa.

I dunno much about computas other than...other than the one we got in my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play them.

*unintelligible computer speak*

G.I. Joooooooooooooooe!!!

You in my town now, foo'


David Highway
Loony-Bin Lane9
Wealthville18
Confusion Lane67
Mt. Happiness148
Paintown320
Please Drive Carefully
Username:

Where are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com



Jedi_Master14 Highway
Hobotown5
County Jail18
Study Hall39
TravelWorld159
Mt. Happiness551
Please Drive Carefully
Username:

Where are you on the highway of life?

From Go-Quiz.com

Dem's crack prices...

1. Spell your name with bands/singers: DAVID bowie :P, but in all seriousness,
Def leppard
Aerosmith
Van halen
Incubus
Disturbed
2. Have you ever had a song written about you? no, but my mom has... Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda :P
3. What song makes you cry? I've never cried for a song, but a song called "Mad World" by Michael Andrews played at the end of Donnie Darko really is a very emotional song. I absolutely love it, one of the greastest endings ever.
4. What song makes you happy? Pretty much any song by Weird Al
5. What do you like to listen to before bed? I rarely listen to music before I go to bed
6. Height: 6'1"
7. Hair color: brown
8. Skin color: farmer's tan :P
9. Eye color: hazel
10. Piercings: none
11. Tattoos: none
12. What color pants are you wearing right now? i'm not wearing any pants...but i am wearing blue and navy blue striped boxers
13. What song are you listening to now? I'm actually watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force
14. What taste is in your mouth? Mt. Dew
15. What’s the weather like? Windy
16. How are you? tired (i'm pretty much tired all the time because of medicine I take)
17. Do you get motion sickness? no...in fact, I like quick motions, etc.
18. Do you have a bad habit? cracking my knukles/biting my nails
19. Do you get along with your parents? mostly...whenever I see them
20. Do you like to drive? yessum...I'm not big on driving to places I've never been to before.
21. Favorite T.V. show? Family Guy
22. Favorite conditioner? Head and Shoulders shampoo...I usually don't use conditioner.
23. Favorite video game? Oh dear...screw this question
24. Favorite book? Star Wars: Tales of the Bounty Hunter
25. Favorite magazine? EGM
26. Favorite non-alcoholic drink? Mt. Dew
27. Favorite alcoholic drink? Never had any mixed drink and I really want to try them...beer's crap, wine's crap, vodka and liquor straight-up is crap. Smirnoff was purty good though since I like lemonade.
28. Favorite thing to do on the weekend? Whatever...it's usually either my house or the movies.
29. Favorite band/group/singer/rapper? System of a Down
30. Have you broken the law? most certainly
31. Have you run away from home? no
32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no
33. Have you ever made a prank phone call? i've been a part of one by playing the music.
34. Have you ever tipped over a Porta-Potty? no
35. Have you ever used your parents’ credit cards? yes, with permission
36. Have you ever skipped school? yea
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in the shower/bath? Once or twice
38. Have you ever been in a school play? yeah
39. Have you ever let a friend cry on your shoulder? ummm...I don't recall.
40. Boyfriend? umm...no
41. Girlfriend? I'm not one of those special fish in the sea...I'm more of a clown fish there for everyone's entertainment and then I just recede back into the sea anonome as they pass me by
42. Sexuality? straight
43. Children? no
44. Current crush? nobody yet
45. Have you ever been in love? yea, but now I was glad I never went through with it
46. Have you ever had a hard time getting over someone? no
47. Have you ever been hurt? yes
48. Your greatest regret? nothing really sticks out in my mind
49. Have you ever gone out with someone you only knew for three days? no
50. Do you have a job? no
51. In your MP3 player right now: Tool "Schism"
52. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? navy blue
53. What makes you happy? being around friends, boobies, video games, and movies.
54. Who makes you the happiest? friends
55. What’s the next CD you’re gonna get? new System of a Down CD they're working on
56. Whom do you consider good friends? Jason, Eric, Ryan, Dan, Peter, Kevin
57. When was the last time you cried? no idea
58. When was the last time you got a real letter? whenever I got my grad cards
59. When was the last time you got e-mail? like a half hour ago
60. What was the last thing you purchased? fireworks
61. What was the last TV program you watched? baseball game
62. What was the last movie you saw at the theatre? Spiderman 2

NEW QUIZ
Basics
[1] Name: David Brentlinger
[2] Nick names: Dave, Jedi Master
[3] Middle Name: Joseph
[4] Hair: short brown
[5] Eyes: hazel
[6] Height: 6'1"
[7] Location: Amelia
[8] Birthday: Dec. 9, 1985
[9] Zodiac: Sagittarius

Favorites
[11] Animals: i like alot of em
[12] Sport: baseball, frisbee golf
[13] Color: blue
[14] Song: Ego Brain by System of a Down
[15] Band(s)/Singer(s): System of a Down, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, etc.
[16] Quote: Ezekiel 25:17
[17] Flower: Todaisys :P
[18] Scent: New electronics
[19] Movies: Star Wars
[20] Holiday: Christmas or New Years eve
[21] Season: Fall
[22] Element: Mercury
[23] Author(s): Quentin Tarantino

Girly Questions *skip*
[24] Do you wear makeup?
[25] Do you pluck your eyebrows?:
[26] Do you look for personality or looks:
[27] Perfect boy:

Pointless
[28] How many rings before you answer the phone: Actually, I look at the caller ID and unless I think it's for me, I don't answer.
[29] Future Career plans: game designer...always wanted to ba MLB player
[30] Do you sleep with stuffies?: teh fuck?
[31] Do you want kids: not really
[32] Are you popular: not really
[33] Are you pretty: why not ask any girl to see what they think?
[34] Do you have your own phone line?: no
[35] Do you get along with your family? mostly
[36] Do you have any piercing or tattoos? no

Do you like...
[37] Giving hugs?: they tend to be awkward
[38] Taking walks in the rain: if i had the choice, i really would like to
[39] The mall?: if I have the intention on buying something there, otherwise it can be boring now that the World of Science is gone.
[40] Go on stage?: not really

Do you...
[41] Drink: all alcoholic drinks I've had a drink of, other than smirnoff, tasted like crap...I'd be up for experimenting with mixed drinks or martinis
[42] Smoke: just cigars, but no too often
[43] Drugs: no, but have been the cloud of second-hand smoke
[44] Eat meat: well yeah, it is part of an omnivorous diet...
[45] Insomnia: I stay up pretty late, but can usually go to sleep if I'm not itching to death
[46] Sleep Alot: the summers, I always do
[47] Eat sushi: can't say I've had any...always wanted to try it
[48] Bake: no

Preferences
[49] Hot or Cold: cold
[50] Lace or Satin: satin
[51] Blue or Red: blue
[52] New or Old: depends
[53] Rain or Snow: rain
[54] Give or receive: ahem...well then...all perverted thoughts aside I like receiving stuff during x-mas and b-day (naturally), but I also like giving.
[55] Wool or Cotton: cotton, i suppose...wool can get pretty itchy.
[56] Rose or Daisy: i'm no botanist, but ummm...yeah
[57] Private school or public school: public...private school people are just fags
[58] Chocolate Milk or White Milk: well choc milk is my preferred beverage for school lunch, but i use white milk for all my breakfast needs.
[59] Celsius or Fahrenheit: I'm american dammit.
[60] Spring or Fall: to be honest, I like both, but fall is always so cozy and never too hot.
[61] Math or Art: math
[62] One pillow or two: my body pillow
[63] Dogs or Cats: dogs
[64] Adidas or Nike: Addidas...nike's never fit me
[65] Coke or Pepsi: Coke
[66] Oranges or Apples: oranges
[67] Deaf or Blind: blind because i love sounds and music
[68] Pool or hottub: pool
[69] Blonde or Brunette: brunette
[70] Guys or Girls: ummmm...sexually, girls...for company and heterosexual fun, guys
[71] Tall or short: a girl taller than me tends to be awkward for me
[72] TV or Radio: TV

Personal Stance on...
[73] Homosexuality: I find it to be disgusting...except for that hot lesbian porno action
[74] Brand names: i tend to be big on brand names for most things electronic and food
[75] Abortion: Fine by me since in the future (even though I probably won't be here), we'll become so overpopulated we'll start having to live under the sea and on the moon, which I guess wouldn't be too bad, but still...i hate moving.
[76] Religion: i could give a rat's ass about it...don't bring any that crap around me.
[77] Animal Rights: Hamburger just doesn't fall out of the sky, you know
[78] Love at first sight: Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT
[79] God: what about him?
[80] Aliens: vs. Predator: Predator because he's just freakin' badass.
[81] Horoscopes: Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT
[82] Heaven: ummm...yes?
[83] Hell: what? how the hell am I supposed to know what happens to a person when they die? I HAVEN'T DIED YET.
[84] Reincarnation: It'd be cool, but I highly doubt it
[85] Transvestites: jesus harry christ...shoot them to the middle of the sun
[86] Pop music: Not a very big fan of it, but I can stand some of it.
[87] Rap: same as pop
[88] 80's music:
[89] Punk: probably just Nirvana...I'm not big on this one either.

Quick Addition
[90] What's the prettiest instrument?: guitar
[91] What's the prettiest part of the body?: eyes
[92] Biggest fault: sit around doing nothing slowly gaining weight even though i hardly even eat one meal a day
[93] Biggest fears: some kind of ban on violent video games or some ludicrous idea like that
[94] Do you live in the moment?: I try
[95] Do you care about looks?: yeah because guys definitely jerk off to a girl's personality :P
[96] Do you like your handwriting?: not really
[97] Obsession: Star Wars, movie, video games
[98] Looking forward to: college, no doubt...and my laptop later this summer (when prices have gone down and hardware's improved)
[99] Favorite weather: the cloud's and wind, just before it rains
[100] Do you ever wish you were somebody else?: once in a while
[101] Kissed your cousin: sweet jesus no
[102] Ran away: no
[103] Skipped school: yea
[104] Broken someone's heart: i want to say no, but then again, i wouldn't know
[105] Been in love: i have loved a few girls in my life, but none of that stalker crazy shit
[106] Cried when someone died: no because people who have died I've never been very close to
[107] Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: certainly
[108] Answered a question that was deleted by the previous quiz taker? Your damn right, I have.
[109] Done something embarrassing: God yes
[110] Lied: yes, but I really don't like to, sometimes
[111] Cried in school: i think when i was in elementary school and fell down and scraped my knee or something like that.

WHICH IS BETTER
[112] Coke or Pepsi: Coke
[113] Sprite or 7UP: Sprite
[114] Girls or Guys: no comment
[115] Flowers or Candy: candy
[116] Scruff or Clean shaved: clean shaved because scruff annoys the hell out of me when i haven't shaved in a few days
[117] Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
[118] Bitchy or Slutty: what the hell kind of choices are those??? fuck that shit
[119] Tall or Short: short
[120] Pants or Shorts: shorts
[121] Night or Day: night

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
[122] What do you notice first: eyes...as i quickly scan further and further south :P
[123] Last person you slow danced with: can't remember...there were, like 5 I danced with at the 8th grade dance.

THE LAST TIME YOU... (this section makes NO sense, really)
[124] Showered: Friday morning
[125] Stepped outside: few hours ago to set off fireworks
[126] Had Sex: does mastu...oh wait, it probably doesn't so no
[127] Romantic memory: this morning
[128] Your Good Luck Charm: what luck?
[129] Person You Hate Most: Dorian
[130] Best Thing That Has Happened: found out that OSU offers things like History of Rock and the like.
[131] On your desk: guitar pick, two medicine creams, three remotes, two speakers, paperclips, medical paper, recently burned CDs, two empty oatmeal bar wrappers, Medal of Honor playdisc, doorknob, TI-83 calculator, scientific calculator, three writing utensils, watch, clothespin, phone, headset, post-it notes, 19" Sony FD Trinitron flat-screen monitor, band-aids, empty pill containers...ok, i think that's it.
[132] Picture on your desktop: Currently, a Star Wars Galaxies wallpaper with a probot

[Favorite]
[133] Color: blue
[134] Movie: Star Wars, duh
[135] Artist or band: System of a Down
[136] Cars: I like italian cars
[137] Ice Cream: Cookies n cream
[138] Breakfast: cereal

WHO
[139] Makes you laugh the most: Ryan
[141] Makes you smile: everyone
[142] Can make you feel better no matter what: myself
[143] Has A Crush On You: probably nobody, but I get to start fresh at OSU
[144] Do You Have A Crush On somone? no
[145] Who Has it easier? the Beautiful People's club

DO YOU EVER
[146] Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: that's insane
[147] Save AIM conversations: I have before, but it's been a while
[148] Save E-mails: My Outlook Express saves them all for me.
[149] Forward secret E-mails: secret? put me through to the pentagon.
[150] Wish you were someone else: ...
[151] Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: for the ability for getting laid with little to no effort whatsoever, sure.
[152] Wear perfume: I use something known as "deoderant"...or "cologne"
[153] Kiss: yes
[154] Cuddle: with who exactly?
[155] Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: I've been on for several days straight before.

HAVE YOU EVER
[156] Fallen for your best friend?: WHAT?!?!?!
[157] Made out with JUST a friend?: ummm...no
[158] Kissed two people in the same day?: ummm...no
[159] Had sex with two different people in the same day?: i'm not a freakin' whore like many other Amelia people are.
[160] Been rejected: yeah
[161] Been in love?: yeah
[162] Been in lust?: yeah
[163] Used someone?: don't think so
[164] Been used?: yeah
[165] Cheated on someone?: can't exactly do that when there's no one to cheat on...
[166] Been cheated on?: ...
[167] Been kissed?: nope
[168] Done something you regret?: i'm sure i have

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
[168] You touched?: Well I probably bumped into Dan, Eric, or Ryan at some time during this stay over at my house.
[169] You talked to?: Dan
[170] You hugged: my mom
[171] You instant messaged?: Ryan
[172] You kissed?: my mom
[173] You yelled at?: I had to "raise my voice" at my dad because I had to say "get a garbage bag" like 4 times.
[174] You thought about?: dunno
[175] Who text messaged you?: fuck that shit
[176] Who broke your heart?: nobody yet. my day will come.
[177] Who told you they loved you?: parents

DO YOU...
[178] Color your hair? that shit's so gay
[179] Have tattoos?: no....
[180] Have piercing?: no........
[181] Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no.....................
[182] Own a webcam?: no...........................................
[183] Own a thong?: no...............................................................
[184] Ever get off the damn computer?: it's a rarity.
[185] Sprechen Sie Deutch?: Nein.
[186] Habla espanol?: Y tu mama.
[187] Quack?: Mooooooooooooooo.

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
[188] Stolen anything?: yes
[189] Smoke?: occasionally
[190] Schizophrenic?: no
[191] Obsessive?: yes
[192] Compulsive?: i guess
[193] Obsessive compulsive?: sometimes.
[194] Panic?: i try not to
[195] Anxiety?: school
[196] Depressed?: not really
[197] Drugs?: over the counter? why certainly
[198] Sexually active?: no
[199] Have children?: yeah right

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Dissaatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.

I just can't stand it anymore. For the last month, everytime I go to lay down in either my bed or just a bed, I'm breaking out with these welts that itch like fucking hell. This causes me to get pretty much no sleep whatsoever. I've shown Eric and Ryan what these welts look like and they can get as long as either my back or my entire arm. This is the first time I've ever experienced a, what I think is an allergic reaction of this magnitude. In fact, it itches worse than chicken pox ever did.

This reaction is either A) the cat B) some kind of Arm & Hammer carpet freshener C) the sheets on my bed or D) the clothes on my back. My reason behind those are as follows:

A) The cat because I know from doctors that I'm allergic to felines, but in the past I have only gotten a runny nose and that's it.

B) The carpet freshener because this was the first time I know of that it was ever sprinkled on both my carpet and the rest of the basement's carpet. Then it was either so fine a powder, it was airborne OR it there's some mild residue on the carpet even from vacuumming that my cat gets it on my bed.

C) My bed sheets because, even though I've slept on the same sheets or the past 3 or so years, my dad just informed it is possible to build up an allergy. He said he wore contacts for 2 years and after those 2 years, he was suddenly allergic to them.

D) The clothes on my back probably aren't it, but I can't think of anything else that touches my back.

It pisses me off because it seems that no matter where I lay, I start itching like hell. When I can't lie down, I can't go to sleep and when I can't go to sleep, well, I become sleepy over time. Guess that explains why I'm posting this at 7 in the morning. I just lied in bed for about 2 hours, once again with the inability to fall asleep.

GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELL!