It's almost that time

For those who didn't know, I purchased 5 tickets to the midnight showing of Star Wars episode III a couple weeks ago. You have absolutely no idea how psyched I am to see this movie. Imagine the holocaust... okay now imagine the exact opposite of that.

Along with this the greatest movie ever ready to be released May 19th, my favorite band, System of a Down for the n00bs, is releasing the first album, Mesmerize, which is a part of a two-disc release. The other is titled Hypnotize.

I also ended up ordering an Ibanez acoustic guitar because I like being able to play tunes more noticeable than just bass riffs too. I only got it since it was only $100 for you curious fucks out there.

Also this month, new Family Guy starts May 1st along with American Dad.

Here's just a random list of pet peeves I have just for the sake of randomness:

-People who persist on asking "how much was it"... especially my computer. It's not my fault my parents like to fucking spoil me. ,,|,,

-People who ask me "why are you getting that", especially my butterfly knife. God knows I wanted to stab someone with it.

-Those who like to make themselves a part of the conversation with no prior knowledge to what the conversation is about.

-People who like raining on other people's parades i.e. "oh wow those are some nice graphics with half-life 2. But it looks better on my computer that I paid only $0.49 for." Die.

-When I ask someone about how it is, like "how's the exam for xxx class" and they reply with some simplistic answer with no elaboration like "it was easy". Easy? Easy like what? Easy like Stephen Hawking explaining the curvature of the universe? Easy like Paris Hiltion? Easy like a monkey fucking a cocunut?

-People who put their foot in their mouth by saying "wow i really sucked ass on that test" and get a 99.5% on it. And to add salt to the wound, are all like "oh man I must have really fucked up that extra credit problem"... all while I sit there with a 67%.

-Stubborn morons.

-Ignorant grabastic pieces of amphibian shit like some fuckin' nigger who saw that I was wearing a Pink Floyd shirt and had nothing better to say than "Pink Floyd sucks and Dungeons and Dragons are for faggots". I have no idea where D&D came from. I've never even played that. Yet he was able to infer that all people who wear Pink Floyd shirts play D&D. So to prevent my death, I inferred that all black people have 9's ready to bust a cap in an ass for no good reason. Good job. Go smoke crack you stupid nit. Or as Mike would put it, "you should be pickin' my cotton".

-Anyone who says damn near anything to me when I'm sucking. I'm sucking. I know. I don't need Harry Caray over my shoulder doing the play-by-play. kthxbye. I've been playing video games since I was like 3. I know what the hell to do so bugger off you fuckin' wanker.

-I also hate pretty much anyone who insists on talking shit no matter what when I'm playing Halo 2. Just stfu. rtfm and stfu. Please God, strike him down... make him die.

-People who have to type on AIM "ur" instead of "your" or "n e" instead of "any" and the list goes on forever with that bullshit. Learn how to spell correctly or type faster retard.

-People like Ginger. Religious fanatics, or pretty much any kind of radical fanatic people just piss me off.

Love, peace, and chicken grease

I am alcohol

15 things you probably didn't know

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2 At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3 The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4 A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5 Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11 When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

13 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

A Minute
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. Take the time... to live and love.


-Some e-mail my dad sent me