New Song of the Week....w00h00! Best Weird Al song ever!

My cousin's graduation party

Today was a pretty good day because I got to see and talk to my cousin, Dan DeMint, for the first time in quite a while. Like I expected, there was a shit load of people that were there, which I didn't know, Dan didn't know...just seemingly random people his mom decided to invite lol.

He just got home from Europe a couple days ago, which I heard was pretty crazy. He went to Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam...hehehe. He told me that after the 6 hour flight, that he and his freshmen English teacher went in the local bar and grabbed a few beers...mind you, he's only 18, but 16 is the legal drinking age in France :). He also sad tha you have to pay multiple fees to get up the Eiffel Tower...yuck. Oh yeah, he said Paris was a dirty place... He didn't really talk about Brussels all that much so I really don't know what happened there. Now Amsterdam, o boy, that place is absolutely insane. The fact that marijuana is government funded and is legal in every way, shape, and form is quite funny...and you can guess what Dan did over there...hmmmmm??? He showed me what he bought also, one was a water bong and the other was like "Billy Bong Thorton" from Half Baked except that it was in the shape of a monkey lmfao. He had a great story to tell about Amsterdam. He was walking along the street with his friend, completely oblivious to the fact that the guy next to him was a cocaine dealer. So he went to just clear his nose...sinuses...and the guy immediately turned around trying to offer him some blow and my cousin was just like, "heh, no, get away from me." He was offered cocaine about 7 or 8 times...simply astounding lol. Oh yeah, there was also the window prostitutes they had.

...and the one thing that I'm not used to him having around is a girlfriend, who's name was Kyla and was very nice. He met her at night school. Why was he at night school, ya say? Well, he failed Algebra because he decided to pretty much sleep the whole year and didn't give a crap lol. She's a junior at Anderson High School, or was a junior. In other words, she's in my grade... She was just really cool, nothing much more to it.

As for college, he was going to go UC Clermont for a year to get the basic courses out of the way and then his plans were to go to something like the New York Film Academy, which is so sweet ass. I knew that doing those movies we made earlier were for a purpose. We made so many movies with his and my camcorder's, it's really quite amazing. Many of them are Star Wars parodies with my giant ass collection of micro machines. Our pride and joy is the half hour movie, which we dubbed the name "The Adventures of Luke and Obi-Wan".

I also saw one of my uncle's friends there, who I remember on my Gatlinburg travels. From the time that I was like 9 to about the age of 14, my cousin and I went to Gatlinburg with his family and his dad's friends family every summer for five straight years; every year offering something different because, well, Gatlinburg kicks ass. I also loved it when I went to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure for a week with my cousin about two years ago...very very cool.

My cousin is one of the greatest people I'll ever know. I have countless memories of our childhood and how we spent the night at each other's house about every other day, it seemed like. O, those were great. One thing that I love about myself is the ability to remember things so small, yet so big.

Peace out...
...and for my cousin, Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease.

Kaervek, still have any of that chloroform left?

At the time that I am writing this, I can officially say that I've been up for a little over 30 hours. I got up at about noon yesterday and did some...stuff. Then I went to work from 5-10, as usual. Got home with Just Married and Tears of the Sun, fucked around on Dan's BF server...greatest time of my life...I mean, what life? hehe. Stayed up till, ooooooo, about 5 in the morning doing who knows what. Got into bed, where I noticed the dawning of sunlight into my tiny ass bedroom window and birds who I wanted to give a nice warm glass of shut the hell up to. So I ultimately said fuck it, got out of bed, went upstairs, grabbed me some Pop-tarts, and watched TV. That's how my day has been ever since. Aye crikey am I tired. Guess I'll go watch a movie then...

Any cheese with that whine?

Disclaimer: Those not involved in the BHC, my Medal of Honor clan, do not go any further. :P

I wish I had the old clan back, the old BHC. The BHC that didn't have some power hungry freak running bootcamps, some self-appointed "leader of the clan", and these childish infidels who come in as recruits and half the time can't even make it out of a damn bootcamp w/o making a fuss. I still remember the BHC of old, which I wish I had. PC Will was the pimp at Bootcamps, although a bit grouchy at times; only Sniper certed people can snipe and nobody can use rockets and shotties; when Darklord was general; when we had a Euro division; when Hogan was JAG officer; when we had a goofy ass language filter on the servers; when nobody gave a flying fuck on what skins we wore; when Deterrent was the website admin and Derrumbe was forumsmeister; when Dorian never existed; when Gvon wasn't in the HCC; when PC Will was still the head of the Drill Corp; when cheating wasn't a problem in the clan; when bullshit didn't fly out of people's asses when they tried to cover up for cheating; when sv_pure wasn't invented; when leaning wasn't an issue; when Unholy Ghost was still around; I can go on and on, but please...don't make it any worse than it already is.

Peace

New song of the week, enjoy....

Craziness

I must say that the first week of school has been not what I expected. The one thing that I AM glad about is that I finally got a freakin' job...at Hollywood Video I might add, which has been my job of choice ever since it opened up here in Amelia. I start this coming Wednesday 5-10...yay. Then Saturday 5-10...yay. Maybe a Friday thrown in there somewhere, but WHO CARES!?!? I can say that I at least know some people who be working there...not a personal level, but more of a "Hey, that person goes to my school and stuff and I've like seen them in the hallways and stuff...and stuff" Adam Walker, Josh Campbell, and Kristen Ell...that's about it. I remember this one real freaky deaky guy who graduated last year who had the hood of his shaggin' wagon spray painted with a picture of skull and cross bones...what a wacko...

This party thing that's suppose to be happening over at Christie Snellings house sounds interesting, but then again I was never invited...even though the entire thing WAS discussed at my house last night lol. The funny thing about it is that through nearly 4 hours of lengthy discussion with Christie/Kristen and Sam...we never found out when it was lmao. My infamous cousin Dan DeMint has been to many of these parties and knows just about everyone that goes to Amelia. It was crazy because the just a few days ago he called me up and wanted to hang out, which was quite sudden because it had been nearly 5 months since we've talked to each other when we use to hang out with each like every damn day of our waking lives. Guess I'll have to wait till next week to do something with him because this week he's going on a trip to Europe...allllright! Ze wonderful city of Paris, France, along with ze unbelievable zity of Amsterdam...where just about anyzing is legal. If they didn't see it, it's legal lol. As long as he doesn't die, I don't really care what he does. Be careful of those whores over there though, can't get any dirtier than those ones over there. You can have a taste of Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamidia, and Herpes all wrapped up in one tight little box...ok, so that came off wrong, so sue me.

And to think, all this in only the first week of summer!!! What more is there to come? If any... To find all that out and more, stay tuned for the next exciting episode of ...umm...uhh....BATMAN!!! Dunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna nunna BATMAN!!!

Schooooool's out for summer

I think my Song of the Week describes it best. Monday's my last day of my Junior year...whoopity dooo. Hell yeah, finally. No more circle up discussions with satan bitch...for 3 months at least, no more impossibly hard chem tests, no more butyric acid, no more spanish, no more school. Thank the lord.