On the road again

So I'm going to be heading up to OSU for orientation this Thursday and will be back, I'm guessing, Saturday.  I don't really know what to expect on this trip and hopefully my 8 roommates are cool and aren't huge gaping vaginas.
 
What sucks about the whole ordeal is I can't go to sleep at 6 in the morning this week...WHY GOD DAMMIT WHY?!!?!!?!?!!!11
 
This summer I had a high expectation in the movies that came out and so far, it's been rather depressing outside of Spiderman 2.  Troy and King Arthur were all the hype and they were found to be horrible by the majority of the viewers.  Fahrenheit 9/11 was a crazy movie, but not meant for me who cares nothing about politics.  I'm still trying to figure out what Van Helsing was.  Dodgeball and Anchorman were just too hyped out for my taste to see them in a theater.  Catwoman looks just horrible other than the fact it's Halle Berry and Catwoman is probably the most uncool superhero ever.  Yeah, let's use the whole idea of a feline to mix with a woman to become even more feminine and use it as a 90-minute long story showing all her special little cat traits.  Oh boy, she has 9 lives and when she falls she lands on her feet...hardy fuckin' har.  Bet you'll never see a superhero called Masculinity Man who goes around stickin' his dick in people's ears or something.  Even though I've never read Asimov, from what Ryan's seen of it on commericals for I, Robot it's gonna be a suckfest.  Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle...nothing more needs to be said here.  Garfield...mmmkay.  White Chicks looks like the worst possible idea ever conceived that it makes me want to vomit.  I'm sorry, but "urban comedies" are fucking retarded.  And screw Harry Potter.  Shrek 2 is probably the only movie out right now that I would actually want to see.
 
Some upcoming movies that I think will help save the summer for myself will be M. Night Sybabahabalan's The Village, my most anticipated movie all year Alien vs. Predator (which is directed by Paul Anderson, the same guy who did Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat...both of which I liked very much), speaking of Resident Evil, there's going to be Resident Evil: Apocalypse coming out soon.  The Bourne Supremacy looks awesome.  I'm not sure about Blade: Trinity, but the first 2 were pretty sweet.  There was also a preview for a movie I saw at the showing of Kill Bill Vol. 2 that was written by Quentin Tarantino titled Hero starring Jet Li and it looks just so incredible.  Then some gay movie about some gay band called Metallica?  Some Kind of Monster? What's that shit all about?  Oh well, look's like a good flick I'll have to go see in select theaters.
 
Here's to a wonderful second-half of the summer. *raises glass*