VENGA AQUI!!!

Stolen from Sir Ryan of Garwood.

If you have 40 of these, then you are... Spoiled!

Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
(x) a television in your bedroom
( ) an MP3 player - not an official one, anyways LOLOOLOLOLOL
(x) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
(x) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) DVD player in bedroom - dude, everything I have has a DVD player attached to it somehow or another
(x) at least a hundred DVDs - Go see my collection over there ===>
(x) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger - technically mine is a twin-size
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses - my "glasses" came with neat clip-ons so yes, that's very expensive
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
(x) a gym membership
(x) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area - all of which I pretty much won in a contest by getting the Grand Prize!!!
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get (...these exist?)
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
(x) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Out of all of those, only 17. So apparently I am in no way spoiled LOLOLOLOL. Not bad, not bad at all.

When it's time to party we will party hard...

That's certainly what Eric, Dan, and I did this past weekend. After going about 5 months without partying at all, we go over to Jon Emerine's place two nights in a row. It was really fun and enjoyable though still a little awkward since a ton of people walk in having no idea who we are, but if we keep going back then everyone will know our name... and they're always glad we came.

I got really trashed Saturday night, probably because of the 3.5 shots I had of vodka beforehand. On top of that, I had four beers and played two games of beer pong. Dan and I fucking ruled ass at beer pong, I must say. Also, when I wasn't busy doing that, I had fun DJing with Jon's crap-ass laptop computer. With iTunes, no less... GRRRRRRRRR!!! I swear to god that man's computer is shit because it seems liked every other time I was looking for a song to play, his computer would just switch off; probably from overheating, but there isn't a damn thing I want to do about it. "No I will not fix your computer."

Man I sure was glad to have finished off the rest of my $40 bottle of Belvedere vodka that I've had since the middle of last summer. Didn't lose much of its taste either. Ahhhh the power of alcohol.

Natural Light is the devil and manufacturing of said product should cease and desist immediately.

I was able to use my cigar cutter for the first time and it worked quite nicely. I swear I had to have been smoking that thing for at least an hour. The one thing I love about cigars is they're basically like 100,000 cigarettes rolled up into one package. And typically smell better too. Though there are some that can smell like ass. Cigarettes on the other hand are cigarettes and smell like cigarettes. I don't think that'll ever change... ever. When drinking, nothing tastes bad.

Still have yet to acquire a place to reside in next school year; however, I think we'll be looking into it this weekend. I hope.

Peace

lol Redskins piss cup 

You've got a friend in me

Last night, Eric and I happened to catch Toy Story at the very beginning on Disney and watched it all the way through. Man oh man do I still love that movie. It makes me miss my childhood. One of the best movies I'll ever see. I've had it on my DVD list for quite a long time now, but the first time I had it on there, the DVD was discontinued and I had to wait for the "special edition" BS that movie companies do these days. After watching it last night, though, I feel inclined to get Toy Story 1 and/or 2 on DVD as my next DVD purchase.

This time through the movie; however, it was a lot funnier only because it was Randy Newman who wrote all the music LOL. Just too easy to make fun of, really. Goooooood stuff... good stuff.

"We've also got Randy Newman who just sits there at his piano, singin' about what he sees."

Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular

All I have to really say is... THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING SERVICES FOR CELLPHONES. Text the word "Joke" to 35234 for fucking retarded jokes, text the word "Fuckme" to 69696 to have sex with a 550 pound man pretending to be a hot blonde who cares, and just a couple seconds ago I saw a commercial for texting some shit to a service to get a ringtone that is fucking Larry the Cable Ass-clown saying "Get-r-done" as if that wouldn't be the most annoying piece of shit ringtone to ever possibly be conceived. Jesus fucking christ all of that shit is just so unbelievably annoying to me I want to stab it. All of this seemingly started with Jamster and god dammit, I wanted to kill that too.

I rule with my cellphone that has bluetooth capabilities that lets me do whatever the fuck I want with it like custom ringtones or wallpaper without paying for some kind of shady service that'll somehow fuck you in the ass.

You know since I'm on this topic anyways, it seems that every commercial today is either really awesome (i.e. Geico, Burger King, Volkswagen, Nationwide, ESPN SportsCenter and maybe a few others) or it just really, really wants me to hang myself (i.e. all cellphone commercials, Truth, car dealerships).

Just felt like getting that off my chest because god damn...

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

I must say, I've played this game for almost 17 hours now and I am really, really enjoying this game. For lack of a better term, this game if fucking awesome. Bethesda did an absolute fantastic job with everything. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this game was directed by Peter Jackson and shot in New Zealand lolol.

I'm also liking the way my character is turning out. A cat who is a thief and a natural born killer. I've also recently been turned into a vampire so I'm not a Vampcat. It's all so very sweet. I just love traveling the country-side in this game and adoring the beautiful graphics and environment. The original music they have also really helps set the mood. Great job Bethesda on this sweet, sweet game.

All things must come to an end

Unfortunately, that thing is Six Feet Under. An absolutely fantastic series brought to us by HBO about a family who runs a funeral home. I loved every minute of it. All of it was just so great and brilliantly written. The finale was really good, but I found it to be a little... rushed. Not as graceful as I was hoping for it to be, but I can now sleep knowing I've watched all five seasons of this fucking sweet show. I recommend everyone to watch this show. I must warn you though, it can be really sad at times and may require a tear here and there. It can be really funny and amusing as well, so it's not always a downer.

Now, it's time to be finishing off The Sopranos though that won't be until the end of this year, when their finale airs... and the season has already begun!!! Jesus that's too fucking long if you ask me. It better be worth the wait and I'm sure it will be.