Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular

All I have to really say is... THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING SERVICES FOR CELLPHONES. Text the word "Joke" to 35234 for fucking retarded jokes, text the word "Fuckme" to 69696 to have sex with a 550 pound man pretending to be a hot blonde who cares, and just a couple seconds ago I saw a commercial for texting some shit to a service to get a ringtone that is fucking Larry the Cable Ass-clown saying "Get-r-done" as if that wouldn't be the most annoying piece of shit ringtone to ever possibly be conceived. Jesus fucking christ all of that shit is just so unbelievably annoying to me I want to stab it. All of this seemingly started with Jamster and god dammit, I wanted to kill that too.

I rule with my cellphone that has bluetooth capabilities that lets me do whatever the fuck I want with it like custom ringtones or wallpaper without paying for some kind of shady service that'll somehow fuck you in the ass.

You know since I'm on this topic anyways, it seems that every commercial today is either really awesome (i.e. Geico, Burger King, Volkswagen, Nationwide, ESPN SportsCenter and maybe a few others) or it just really, really wants me to hang myself (i.e. all cellphone commercials, Truth, car dealerships).

Just felt like getting that off my chest because god damn...