WTF Blogger... WTF

Hokay... so. I think because my blogger is old and dusty, it's having some problems with the servers. Seems like everytime I go to post something or republish, sometimes retarded happens and my blog is down for maintenence

OR

only my archives show up at my blogspot

OR

my blogspot appears with no layout or UI and is just a white background with links and posts

OR

I can't republish at all because of some half-retarded java IOException error.

FIX ME GOD DAMN YOUS. GOD DAMN YOUS ALL TO HELLLLL!!!