I Love the Nightlife

Well then...a night on the town down in Cincy was fun.

We first headed off to Newport on the Levee and were in GameWorks for a while past ten because we were all 18. Another taste of how it feels to be 18. We all four played a game of HyperBowl...basically bowling on crack where we rolled our ball through the streets of Tokyo. We then played a game of air hockey on crack where we all four could play and there were 3 or 4 pucks on the table at once. Ryan and I pod raced on Malastare, but my machine froze up out of nowhere which was fucked up and gay. Dan and Eric played some DDR and we all raced in the Daytona 500.

When we decided to leave there and begin heading towards the club, we walked across the bridge...

...and we walked some more...

...and more...

...and a little more...

...and after about a 35 minute walk we made it to Motions nightclub.

Not a bad place and as I expected, a cloud of cig smoke loomed over our heads and a whole bunch of drinking. There was also the WEBN patrol there, a wet t-shirt contest, and some of the finest girls workin' the pole like it's their 40 hour a week day job...mmmmmmmmm. I don't think I've ever heard more rap than that place. Like I said, I'm sure all the black people there got their moneys worth.

Funny thing is that when we were leaving there was a club across the street call The Dock and thanks to Dan, we knew it was a gay bar and some girls were trying to invite us in there lol.

We reached the bridge and some chick asked for a light. Luckily enough, I had my Zippo on me. We left Cincy and went to Steak N Shake in Eastgate. Went over to Ryan's, watched him be raped by Perfect Sims.

So I get home from all of this today and learn that Griffey has hit his 500th career homerun, the Reds are able to win a game 6-0, Tampa Bay is in a 10 game winning streak, and my parents have a bought a big ol' trampoline. Our last one was sent to hell and back when a tornado killed it.

What a Father's Day weekend it has been.