Quoting Andy from his blog..."that it makes me want to roll around on the floor and puke my guts out and die."

Wow, that was absolutely hilarious! Reminded me of Kung Pow when he was like

A) Quickly duck to the side to avoid the claw and take him out with a heel spinning back kick

or

B) Get hit with the claw in the face, roll on the ground, and die.

...

Should've gone with A.