Survey says....

x. name = David
x. gender = dude
x. birthday = December 9, 1985
x. piercings/where= None
x. tattoos/where = None
x. height = 6'2"
x. shoe size = 11 or so
x. hair color = Brown
x. length = wiggity length? nope, just regular kind...

last...
x. movie you rented = Stuck on You, Master and Commander, and Timeline
x. song you listened to = My winamp playlist right now with every song imaginable.
x. song that was stuck in your head = Benny Benassi - Satisfaction
x. song you've downloaded = Entire Kill Bill vol. 2 soundtrack :P
x. cd you bought = Kill Bill vol. 1 soundtrack
x. cd you listened to = Kill Bill vol.2 soundtrack
x. person you've called = Dan
x. person that's called you = Eric

do ...
x. you have a bf or gf = nope
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = I've always had this thing about Italian or Japanese culture and living in their respective countries, otherwise no.
x. you think about suicide = I think about how funny it can be
x. others find you attractive = Never been told that up front
x. you want more piercings = How 'bout no
x. you want more tattoos = More? Well, first I'd need to get my first one... Been thinking about the Boba Fett insignia
x. you drink = The one time I had the chance I was the driver.
x. you do drugs = Naw...that's just silly.
x. you like cleaning = I do like trying to have some kind of cleanliness and organization in my life.
x. you like roller coasters = Yeah...they're so fun because they like go fast and loop and do other stuff!

favorite...
x. food = I have my moments...Mexican, Chinese, American..., Italian, and ummm, yeah.
x. song = System of a Down - Roulette
x. thing to do = Gaming and movies
x. thing to talk about = Movies and/or Star Wars
x. sports = baseball
x. sports to watch = Baseball, Billiards, NASCAR, and wrasslin' :P
x. drinks = Mountain Dew is my crack. SoBe's are pretty good too.
x. clothes = T-Shirt sounds good here..........
x. movies = Check my subprofile movie ratings and you'll see for yourself
x. holiday = Ummm...christmas, I suppose.
x. color = I've always been a fan of blue, but red will soon become a big part of my life coughohiostatecough.
x. scent = Cigars
x. band = System of a Down
x. local band = Ryan Adcock band...hell if i know...next question!
x. animal = Princess and Sylvester...no doubt. I miss my hamster, Woody :(
x. day of the week = Saturday
x. feeling = Happy
x. tv show = Family Guy

what...
x. shampoo do you use = Head and Shoulders
x. perfume do you use = I use "cologne" hurf
x. shoes do you wear = Arizonas
x. are you scared of = Being sucked down the toilet when I flush...........

number...
x. of boys I have kissed?: 37
x. of girls I have kissed?: 757
x. of continents I have lived in?: 13

*5 things you are wearing*
1. Universal Studios t-shirt
2. Boxers
3. Socks
4. That gimp outfit in Pulp Fiction

*5 things you are doing right now*
1. Typing this quiz
2. Listening to some music on Winamp
3. Watching Red's game
4. Going to watch Kill Bill after the game
5. Talking on aim...

*5 things you ate in the last 24 hours*
1. Chips and Salsa
2. Bologna sammich
3. Some McD's
4. Choc. chip cookies
5. I froze mt. dew and ate it....

*5 thoughts in your head*
1. Wow, the Red's are winning
2. Green day's a pretty cool band
3. O god, I've got homework to do...waaaahhhhh
4. Holy fucking shit cock ass cunt bitch...this is my last week of high school...ever.
5. Did I remember to turn the dryer off?

*5 things you look for when your picking a girlfriend*
1. Sense of humor
2. Can understand my sarcasm
3. Some of the same phyisical interests as me i.e. movies, games, computer, Star Wars, or whatever else
4. A good laugh
5. Not any kind of materialisic kanieving(sp?) bitchwhores like some at school

*5 famous people you'd have sex with* (Oh god...)
1. Britney Spears (Oops, I'd do it again, and again, and again, and again)
2. Jennifer Aniston (damn you Brad Pitt who's hitting that...you're my hero)
3. Tyra Banks and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos at the same time
4. Uma Thurman
5. Shannon Elizabeth

What do you think of when you hear this...
Annoying - Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Sad - ...and that makes me a saaaaad panda.
Telephone - Hilarious part of Family Guy about one of Peter's old relatives owning one of the first phones
Sex - Penis penis penis. Vagina vagina vagina...
Breathing - Some kind of ummm...breathing sound.
Girl - Statutory rape?
Boy - O boy!
School - firebomb
Beep - OMG there was R2-D2 and he was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...beep.
Ouch - Ouchies! (kung pow)
Love - <3
Hate - Public urination is just wrong. Except in the million man march, which is where I used my stream of justice to help put out the hate. (family guy)
Crushing - I am totally crushing. (teen girl squad)
Pockets - There's something in my front pocket (south park)
Hugs - Huggles (some damned guy from SWG)
Making out - sure
Comments: I like cheese.


HAVE YOU EVER:
1. KISSED YOUR COUSIN: teh fuck?
2. RAN AWAY: err no
3. PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: It helps...
4. ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: No...damn
5. BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: not to my knowledge
6. BEEN IN LOVE: A weee bit
7. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: Yeah and then started laughing
8. WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: Not really
9. BROKEN A BONE: "fractured" my right hip playing kick ball (bastard pitcher put a weird spin on the ball and i missed, and ummm...yeah...leg went further in the air than it was suppose to
10. DRANK ALCOHOL: Not enough
11. LIED: Everything I say is a lie...except for that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that...
12. CRIED IN SCHOOL: I think so

WHICH IS BETTER:
13. COKE OR PEPSI: Pepsi cuz they like, own Mt. Dew
14. SPRITE OR 7UP: Sprite
15. GIRLS OR GUYS: I tend to get along with em all, so umm...yeah.
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY: Candy
18. QUIET OR LOUD: Loud
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: Brunettes
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY: Wtf kinda choices are those?
21. TALL OR SHORT: Well not Shaq-fu tall or not mini-me small...so yeah.
22. PANTS OR SHORTS: Shorts are fine

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: The face...mostly the eyes.
24. BOXERS OR BRIEFS: For a chick? Ummm...boxers are fine, but thongs never hurt anyone either.

THE LAST TIME:
25. DRANK: Prom night
26. SHOWERED: hour ago
27. HAD SEX: stupid quiz bastard
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: Hell if I know

WHAT IS:
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: 14
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST: Anyone who hates me might make it on my hitlist.
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Woke up

FAVORITES:
32. COLOR: Blue
33. MOVIE: Star Wars
34. BOOK: The Tales of the Bounty Hunter
35. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Computer Programming
37. CARS: O god...there's too many I like to know.
38. ICE CREAM: Cookies n Cream
39. HOLIDAY: christmas.....
40. SEASON: Summer
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: Cocoa Pebbles
42. PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: Who's that?

WHO:
43. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Ryan
44. MAKES YOU SMILE: Lots of people
45. GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: Funny feeling? Like the butterfly's in the stomach feeling, the throw up in disgust feeling, or wiggling pants feeling? I'll pass...
46. HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: How the hell would i know
47. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Nobody
48. CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER NO MATTER WHAT: My friends
49. HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: ...but girls have to give birth...blah blah blah....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh stfu you feminist piles of monkey shit

DO YOU EVER:
50. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: Well, the phone sits by me no matter what I do...so yes, I sit waiting for that mysterious call every now and then...
51. SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: depends
52. SAVE E-MAILS: If it isn't spam.......god damn you people
53. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: No
54. WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: How the hell would that work
55. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: One time this guy called me a big stupid doodoo head...

BEST:
58. KISS: never
59. ROMANTIC MEMORY: none
60. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: something along the lines of "if it smells like rotten eggs, close them legs; if it smells like fish, it should be a delight dish"

HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: For the last time, I'm not gay!
62. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: god no
63. Been rejected?: I think so
64. Been in love?: A little
65. Been in lust?: Maybe a few times
66. Used someone?: i'm not like that...have I been used? probably.
67. Been used?: O wait...i just answered that
69. Been cheated on?: how could that be?
70. Been kissed?: not by any non-relatives
71. Done something you regret?: yeah

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
72. You touched?: Dan in a non-gay fashion
73. You talked to: Dad
74. You hugged?: probably Conway, jesus I hate her
75. You instant messaged?: Kevin
76. You kissed?: can't remember
77. You had sex with?: myself...o wait.......
78. You yelled at?: I don't yell too often
79. You laughed with? dan
80. Who broke your heart?: nobody
81. Who told you they loved you?: outside of my mom and dad, nobody

DO YOU:
82. Color your hair?: Don't have to
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: I do have "boy" friends and "girl" friends...not in a relationship though
86. Own a webcam? : I have a digital camera
88. Ever get off the computer?: When I need to
89. Sprechen sie deutsche?: Yabul...nein. Not well...only a couple of phrases thanks to video games :P
90. Habla espanol? Sí
91. Quack?: ok...who the fuck smoked crack before they wrote this thing?

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU:
92. Stolen anything?: Sure...this weekend alone I stole 2 or 3 $500 software applications, 4 games (one that hasn't even been released yet), couple soundtracks...
93. Smoke?: Cigars...cigarettes are like taking a shit in your mouth.
94. Schizophrenic?: I don't think so...wait yeah...no...yes...no...he said yes first so yours doesn't count...no
95. Obsessive?: Star Wars? yes
96. Compulsive: Star Wars? yes
97. Obsessive compulsive?: read above
98. Panic?: sometimes
99. Anxiety?: not too often
100. Depressed?: no
101. Suicidal?: no...homicidal? yes
102. Obsessed with hate?: not really
103. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: well, i don't dream it...just laugh at it and think it's a funny thing. Just like the great George Carlin said, rape can be funny.
104. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?: I can't recall
105. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: i dunno
106. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: Crack a lot of spots...back, neck, wrist, knees, fingers, whole hand, toes.
107. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? Eye's usually...eye shadow and other makeup for me just fucks it all up.
108. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: What does gender have to do with it?
109. Would you marry for money?: If the person was somebody I could actually love...
110. Have you had braces?: no
111. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: no
112. Do you like hairy backs?: On a chick? god no any hair on a chick other than her head and her danger zone is just plain wrong.
113. When was the last time you had a hickey?: Thursday
114. Could you live without a computer?: What's the point of life then?
115. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...? If so how many people are on your list/s?: I use AIM with a current total of 46 people.
117. If you could live in any past time what would it be? Definitely the 80s or early 90s
118. Do you drink enough water?: Nope
119. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: I wear them in so i can take them off.
120. What is your favorite fruit?: Grapes
121. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: Wheat
122. What is your favorite place to visit?: Movie theater
123. What is the last movie you saw?: Scary Movie 3
124. Do you kiss on the first date?: sure
125. Are you photogenic?: I hope not.
126. Do you dream in color or black and white?: Hold on...let me check...
127. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no.
128. Is it chipped or fresh?: nice follow up...idiots
129. Do you have any dimples?: i don't think so
130. Do you remember being born?: I remember as if it were yesterday...
131. Why do you take surveys?: I'm a raving lunatic.
132. Do you drink alcohol? If offered, then by all means
134. What is the best accent? French accents on a hot chick can be nice...russian and georgian are always nice too.
135. Who do you want to kiss? A girl...who's head I wouldn't get mixed up with a bull elephant's asshole. (like ginger)
136. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: Sunsets
137. Do you want to live to be 100?: Is it worth it?
138. Is a flat stomach important to you?: It doesn't get in the way as much.
139. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: Long long time ago
140. Are you loyal?: I try to be.
142. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: Dimmed, muahahaha
143. Do you have nightmares frequently?: Not as often as I use to, but when I do...god damn they can get so fucked up.
144. Do you like your nose?: It smells.
145. Do you think you can draw well?: I give it my all.
146. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? Early elementary school, probably.
147. How many pairs of shoes are in your closet?: 3 or 4
148. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: same
149. Do you write poetry?: No
150. Do you snore?: No
151. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: front with legs twisted to the side.
152. Dog/Cat? dog
153. Do you lick stamps? yeah
154. Do you use an electric can opener?: yes
155. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: no, unfortunately
156. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: emotional
157. Favorite TV show?: Family Guy dammit (and yes I know it's only reruns)
158. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: no
159. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: Bah...fuck you...both.
160. Are you a sex addict?: Don't know yet.
161. Do you know someone who has cancer: Not anymore :P Naw, never did.
162. Do you like to argue?: Not really and it's annoying listening to others argue.
163. Do you hunt?: I have, but I'm not into it. I would prefer hunting humans.
164. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: Both
165. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: zoo
166. Do you have a middle name? Joseph
167. Are you basically a happy person?: yeah
168. Are you tired?: a little
169. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: Mt. dew
170. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: I've made several friends from the net who I want to hook up with some time.
171. How many phones do you have in your house?: 7
172. How long is your hair?: Normal
173. Do you get along with your parents?: I tend to
174. What color of eyes do you prefer: Really doesn't matter. I think blue eyes are overrated though.
175. Full name: Sir Davíd Josef Brentlinger Jr. III
176. Were you named after anyone?: Probably King David, but who knows...it could've been the name of some liquor store.
177. Do you wish on stars?: I have before...Ad Astra?
178. Which finger is your favorite?: Shall I paint you a picture? ,,|,,
179. When did you last cry?: I am a robot. I do not cry. I feel no emotion. I have been sent to the planet Earth to answer blog quizzes until I expire when my battery life of 120 years is depeleted.
180. If you were making a movie about yourself, what would the title be?: Star Wars Episode VII: The Tale of Sir David
181. Do you like your handwriting?: I like writing in WingDings.
183. What is the #1 priority in your life?: To be happy with myself and the others around me and who are effected by me.
184. What is your favorite lunchmeat?: Bologna
185. Any bad habits?: Swearing and fingernail biting
186. What is your most embarrassing CDs?: Chumbawamba :P
187. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?: omfg that'd be so awesome!
188. Are you a daredevil?: Well, I do have an archnemisis named Bullseye...so sure.
189. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: Probably...but it isn't like Sara's legs where it spreads so god damn fast you'd think it was the Black Plague...
190. Have you ever stolen anything?: Nothing as serious as Grand Theft Auto or robbing a bank. Maybe like one or two things, a couple that got me fired fyi.
191. Do looks matter?: Not at all
192. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid?: Most likely
193. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: If I were on acid, I might've said yes.
194. Do fish have feelings? They swim in their own piss and shit so apparently they lack intelligence.
195. Are you trendy?: Maybe once in a while.
196. How do you release anger?: Killing people...in video games...sometimes in very fucked up ways too. Thank you Hitman series and Postal 2.
197. Where is your second home?: My...room.
198. Do you trust others easily?: Sometimes.
199. What was your favorite toy as a child?: matchbox cars and every teenage mutant ninja turtle action figure you could think of.
200. What class in school do you think is totally useless?: U.S. Issues with Molly Gage
201. Do you like sappy love songs?: I think so
202. Have you ever been on radio or television?: TV once or twice.
203. Do you have a journal?: What am I am typing this into again?
204. Do you use sarcasm a lot? No...never...
205. Have you ever been in another country?: I wish
206. What do you look for in a guy/girl?: repeat question...
207. What is/are your nickname/s?: Dave, the Jedi Master, and Girado.
208. Would you bungee jump?: I'm skeptical about those things. With my luck, the iine would snap.
209. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: Too lazy.
210. What are you worried about right now?: Homework, I guess.
212. Do you think you are strong?: BEEFCAKE!!!
215. What's your least favorite thing in the world?: Circus midgets
216. How many wisdom teeth do you have?: None anymore.
217. Do you have anything pierced?: repeat question
218. Do you have any tattoos?: repeat question
219. What would you change about yourself?: Probably my weight so I have a little more endurance. Like Kevin James said about fat people, "My god man, what the hell are you sweating for? You run a marathon or somethin'?" Well, I peeled an orange about an hour ago.
21. Who are the people you care most about?: Friends and family, no doubt.
223. I need: Cheese
224. I find: the buried treasure, arrrr
225. I want: fishes cuz they're so delicious...gotta go fishin'.
226. I have: a penis.
227. I wish: I had a bajillion dollars
228. I love: everyone
229. I hate: cocky sonsabitches
230. I miss: not hangin around with some old friends.
231. I fear: life itself.
232. I feel: hot and horny...
233. I hear: George Grande.
234. I smell: nothing.
235. I wonder: what's in a Wonder Ball.
236. I regret: this and that.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU:
237. Smiled?: today
238. Laughed?: today
240. Bought something?: this morning at 1 am
241. Danced?: Friday at DDR
242. Were sarcastic? never...
243. Kissed someone?: bitch
244. Talked to an ex?: hardy har har...
245. Watched your favorite movie?: too long ago
246. Do you own any plaid clothing?: pajamas...my boxers are more of a repeating pattern
247. Do you own Converse shoes?: no
248. Do you own Saucony shoes?: no
249. Do you own old school Nikes?: yeah
250. Do you wear tight pants?: that's sick man
251. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: I'm not wearing any pants right now :P

HAVE YOU (IN THE LAST DAY)
252. Worn a skirt: What? Crack hippie...
253. Been mean: I try not to do that.
254. Been sarcastic: never...
255. Met someone new: no
256. Talked to someone you have a crush on: no
257. Missed someone: no
258. Hugged someone: no
259. Fought with your parents: no
260. Wished upon a star: no
261. Laughed until you cried: almost when watching Family Guy with Dan
262. Played Truth or Dare: no
263. Watched a sunrise/sunset: Some things I take for granted :(
264. Went to the beach at night: I wish
265. Spent quality time alone: Right this moment.
266. Read a book for fun: no
267. Are you lonely: kinda
268. Are you wearing your pajamas: My boxers become my pajamas when it's too f'ing hot.
269. Are you talking to someone online: Eric
270. This quiz is over, you like that?: You know I do you dirty little quiz you.