I don't like to speak in English. Why? Because...

This is going to be short and sweet...I WANT TO KILL ANY AND ALL ENGLISH TEACHERS...YOU MAKE ME SICK. I'D LIKE TO DESTROY MY ENGLISH TEACHER(S) I HAVE NOW. THEY JUST REGULARLY PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. GO TO HELL YOU STUPID BITCHES. BETTER YET, BACK TO THE DOG POUND FOR YOU SO YOU CAN LIVE IN A WORLD OF SECLUSION AND CAN'T BE AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN...LIFE'S SUCH AN IRONY...IRONY IS SUCH A BITCH...DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a fun algorithm

Girl = time * money.
(Time is money.)
Girl = money * money
Girl = (money)^2
(Money is the root of all evil.)
So Evil= (money) ^2
So Girl = Evil.

P.S. -This algorithm doesn't apply to all girls, only the stupid ones I don't like.